Currently Swayed Into The ‘Believe It Or Not, Living With A British Guy For Decades WILL Give Bruce

Lick lick lick

two pretty boysss!!

nowhere

I LOVE TUMBLR

Because none of my friends care about batman so I can't just be like "hey do you ever think about Bruce Wayne being in an empty house even before his parents died? Do you ever think about how he never actually had a real family that wasn't cracked or broken in some way? Do you ever think about a lonely boy in a big house watching his parents car leave spindled gates? Do you ever think about when his parents died nothing changed excepted he was now empty and peopled seemed to care he was alone?"

Lalala la Canon is my sandbox and I wreck homes and livelihoods but I keep the foundation and fix it to my whims lalala

having Jason Todd as your boyfriend means that he's often covered in random bite marks, some people assume he owns a cat and he hums and agrees with them

yeah, sure, he's got a feral kitty at home, one that randomly bites his thick thighs and stomach when he's doing nothing but innocently reading in the comfort of his own home.

trying to stop you from biting by putting your head in the crook of his arm does little to deter you as you just bite his meaty, muscled forearms so he just accepts his fate and lets you get out your excess cuteness aggression by biting him

maybe he'd even push a finger or two in your mouth for you to gnaw on, pushing the pads of his fingertips to your tongue and letting you look stupid and drool all over his fingers before he lets you drool over something bigger.

Just.. maybe don't bite him over there, yeah?

AZUL AZUL TAKE OFF THE BROWN!! BROWN ISNT YOUR COLOR

“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

I've had this vision in my mind for ages so I finally decided to take a stab at drawing a cover for one of my favourite novels⚡

grumpy bat

Yeah i just shut up and read a book/do another activity when my friends are talking about stuff idc/don't like 🤷‍♂️

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless