OP HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT A 3 FINGERED HAND WITH A 5 FINGERED HAND

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

(via meanboysclub)

They're giving me mouse hormones to make me small and squeaky

In the club

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

Sad 9/11

Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT IT JUST LOOK AT IT

what good comes of something when I’m just the ghost of nothing?

Being new to Tumblr feels like being a gardener, I'm gonna take my little rake it push at the soil beneath what I hope will lead to fond memories AND BEING ABLE TO PET A COW

Warning: when putting those little butter packets things with the shiny cover take off the cover it is not just pretty shiny shiny it is aluminum foil

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAN >:P