Regulus (whispering To Remus): Good Job On The Test Today.

regulus "cause i loved you, i swear i loved you, till my dying day" black

and

james "and I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky)" potter

using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

5sos but it’s actually a marauders band au.

how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin

no i dont like ‘harry potter’ i like a secret second gayer thing that exists in my head

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

I am a firm believer that regulus says ‘I love you’ first

He never really knew what love felt like, until one day he was with James and it hit him so suddenly that he just said it

Barty: All the haters being like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Barty: Its like-

Barty: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay?

Barty: that’s the price of being pretty

Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson

Evan: as you should

regulus: UGHHHH your hair is such a mess, potter, it looks like 20 birds chose to make their nests there

james: i can cut it

regulus:...

regulus: over my dead and rotten body.

Remus: Sirius fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.

James: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*