Genuinely One Of My Favorite Things About The Maruaders Fandom That Is Widely Agreed Upon:

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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in-love-with-the-marauders

5 months ago

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing

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in-love-with-the-marauders

6 months ago

regulus black responding to the slightest inconvenience with “i’m gonna kms” is so essential to me

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in-love-with-the-marauders

5 months ago

guys do you ever just-

ahsgajdbjadbajsjas

crimson rivers

???!!

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in-love-with-the-marauders

2 years ago

🤍 Cute 🤍

@wolfstarmicrofic

The whole school was aware of how gorgeous and sexy Sirius was. But what no one knew was how he looked in the mornings, that honor was Remus' only.

Sirius would often wear this disguise, pretending to be confident and tough, to hide his real self. How insecure he actually was and all the thoughts that clouded his head.

So, the first time that he went to his boyfriend's bed because he had an awful nightmare since they had started dating was special.

They slept with their legs tangled under the blankets and Remus woke up with the best view in the world.

Because yes, everyone could see Sirius wearing his mask, but no one had seen him like this. He looked delicate and pretty. And so, so cute.

With a few of his dark curls falling in his face, which was almost completely buried in Remus' chest and his eyelashes opening sleepily, showing his beautiful grey eyes shining in the morning light.

After a little while of being awake, he whispered "hi"

"hello sweetheart"

He smiled at the pet name and they stayed in silence for a few minutes before Sirius murmured "you're staring moonpie" and giggled slightly.

"Well" Remus answered "you look incredibly pretty and adorable, and I liked waking up with you"

"suppose we'll have to sleep like this forever then, so you can see my adorable face every morning"

"of course, love"

💖

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in-love-with-the-marauders

1 month ago

shipping Barty with Evan is just right.

shipping Barty with Regulus feels so good.

shipping Barty with Sirius hits different.

shipping Barty with Lily scratch the right part of my brain.

shipping Barty with James wakes something new in me.

shipping Barty is the answer.

Barty is everything.

Barty >>>

Barty.