One Thing You Need To Know About Me Is That I Am Constantly Having Insane Galaxy Genius Ancient Greek

I want to blow up every single loudass sports car, oversized truck and ugly ass jeep with drivers who think the road belongs to them because they're gods specialist little boy. I am killing them with mind spells.

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

cars are the sun's mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

This sounds made up but it’s real and it’s my favorite round in the world.

You know, it really is troubling how all of these people in the American colonies have been rallying behind those criminals who threw all of that tea into the harbor. These taxes are important to ensure that we're able to defend our nation and are perfectly legal! The East India Company is simply doing what they need to in order to survive as a business.

The colonists may call these taxes "outrageous", but they simply don't realize how good they have it compared to other places. Removing them would simply hurt the economy too much. Surely it would be best if they wised up and paid the tax like they're supposed to. The American colonies have always relied on the British companies and economy, so changing that would surely never work, right?