Indiscrimanantthinking - Funk_Hammer_420K

I finally bought Skyrim for my roommate’s PS4 a couple of weeks ago (I had previously been playing it on the switch), and with that, I decided to download a few new mods!

I know that the PS4 has tragically few mods, but the ones it does have are great! One of the ones I downloaded put a friendly dragon in each hold. They mostly just sit there unless the city is attacked in which case they’ll supposedly defend it

This got me thinking about the lore behind it (even though in the mod they’re all nameless basic dragons), so I wanted to design my own. So here are the 9 Guardian Dragons, one for each hold capital.

I spent way WAY too long this morning coming up with more information about them if anybody wants to hear about them, let me know, I’d love to get asks about them! <3

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

transported into another dimension, separated from his brothers, only to be saddled with a new little sister. raph can’t catch a break

you should read “a tale of spirits” by @unorthodoxx-page ok bye

More Director Clavell Sygna Suit cuz he’s so goofy

Available on my redbubble!

Mannimarco: If you need a skeleton quickly and don’t want to expel magic, just pour yogurt into the dead persons anus it’ll speed up the decomposition.

Novice necromancer: … *lowers their notepad* I’m… im afraid to ask how you found that out sir.

israel could literally nuke gaza off the face of the earth and blame it on iran and every single western news outlet would act as stenographers for the lie, the IDF's singular go-to-move every single time they perpetrate an unforgivable crime is to blame it on their enemies, a famous american palestinian journalist is assassinated by IDF snipers? Blame it on stray gunfire from hamas. Bomb 5 palestinian children playing soccer on a beach? Blame it on Hamas. Bomb 20 ambulances? Blame them all on Hamas. Bomb a convoy of 70 Gazans fleeing south because you told them to? Blame it on Hamas. There is zero pushback in the western press because America does not find it convenient to view Palestinians as human, it is a cold calculated dehumanization of an entire ethnic group in service of maintaining a relationship with a military partner.

New iterator reveal

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