Squidward Only Ever Makes Artwork Based Off His Visage, It's All Very Surface Level And Lacks Any Emotional

Love the idea of leo making awful jokes and casey taking them really seriously

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Hermaeus Mora: "If you found out you had one day left, what would you do with it?"

Azura: "Say goodbye."

Nocturnal: "Something illegal."

Peryite: "Accept my fate."

Clavicus Vile: "I would message ten people and say if they didn't forward the message to ten other people I would die tomorrow."

Everyone:

Nocturnal: "That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?"

More rat comics

not even joking. mutuals come to the barbeque

so this is basically what they’re up to these days, right?

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I think his fatal flaw was that he was barking up the wrong tree.

my online child describing amphibians:

I want to blow up every single loudass sports car, oversized truck and ugly ass jeep with drivers who think the road belongs to them because they're gods specialist little boy. I am killing them with mind spells.