The Cone Of Shame 😭

This post is giving blorbo from my shows but in reverse. Blorbo was so me for this

Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism

something for your mind

Me when conspirators.

Remade that one SDV doodle I did for Emily

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

"...Come to old old old haus, poke. Bring coines."

-hat mouse

*** I'm open for comms! ***

I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany

So turns out before joining Talon, Mauga was part of a Polynesian Ecoterrorist group known as the Deepsea Raiders. Any chance you could drop some Mauga and Lifeweaver fan interactions between the two?

LifeWeaver: I may not agree with the methodology, but I am glad the Deepsea Raiders were able to shut down those Summerland Oil rigs.

Mauga: You don't agree with the methodology?

LifeWeaver: *tongue click* Just... you sure caving in that oil executive's skull on national television sends the right message?

Mauga: See, I think not caving in his skull would send the wrong message, because it would tell other oil executives that I'm not going to cave in their skulls. Like, we have to be clear about cause and effect here. Be an oil executive... get your skull caved in. It's very straightforward.

LifeWeaver: ...are we sure caving in skulls is the methodology we want to use, though?

Mauga: Hey, we're throwing stuff at a wall, seeing what sticks. You know how it is.

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LifeWeaver: Given its environmental impacts, how do you reconcile your love of travel with your love of the environment?

Mauga: Well, the way I see it, travel allows you to really experience how precious our planet is, and for me, those experiences allow me to not only be a stronger advocate, but also more conscientious in my day-to-day habits. It can also really show you how sustainable living is highly localized. Resort industries are devastating--we really need to adopt stronger attitudes of cultural relativism and willingness to adapt to local customs if we're going to travel ethically.

LifeWeaver: *thoughtful* I see...

Mauga: But also as you know, I'm super okay with murder, and really good at compartmentalizing. So *blows raspberry.*

LifeWeaver: *flatly* Ah.

Mauga: Every so often I'll visit one of the swankier resorts to hunt the most dangerous game... golfers.

im still thriving from the fact blizz put that princess bride line in like DANG THEY GOT MY NUMBER

the enshittification of mass produced plush pisses me off. these are glorified pillows