I Am Going To [remembers That Jokes About Suicide Are Detrimental To Myself And Others] Scarborough Fair.

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

Hi. My imaginary friend said there was a new person behind this door now, different from the lanky people with the needle fingers. But a good kind of different.

Can I come inside, or am I gonna get in trouble? -The Lost Boy @residentsofhollowville ((ooc: I just learned I could put my side blog url in here yippee :DDDDD

My DOorS aRe aLWayS oPeN fOR anYoNe bRAvE Or cuRioUS ENouGh.

CoME oN In, aNd PLeaSe TrY nOT To gEt L o S T :)

Odysseus: My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!

The siren: I mean that could’ve changed by now :/

Odysseus: … aw fuck

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Odysseus: Hey Zeus before you send me to my doom can you tell me if I’ve been misgendering my child

Zeus:

Zeus: What?

Love this!!! Scout takes after his ma and is a proud dad to his gazillion children

Scaredy kittens 💔

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

Remade that one SDV doodle I did for Emily

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

A desolation avatar who is the embodiment of a blizzard, your car breaks down in the middle of a snowstorm, you exit calling out for help trying to see through the thick descending snow, you turn back, your car has been buried in snow and you cannot find it, everything you love and know has been buried in snow, encased in frigid ice and soon.

you will join.