ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave
so cool under pressure
so calm in a crisis
great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking
so great at witty comebacks
definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers
definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car
no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight
so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.
people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma
always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.
in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate
What about Ashe interactions where she’s just having fun, I feel like most of her interactions are so serious lol.
Illari: You don't bother hiding when you're staring, do you?
Ashe: I'm just tryin' to make sense of that outfit. Is it a uniform? Or did you come up with it yourself?
Illari: The raiment of the Inti warriors is designed around optimizing solar threading to its full potential, and for making us identifiable from civilians in combat. So... I suppose it is sort of a uniform.
Ashe: ...bike shorts are optimized.
Illari: Yes.
Ashe: And the cape is for...?
Illari: Oh, it just makes me feel cool.
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Hanzo: I understand you come from a family of famed gunsmiths and arms dealers.
Ashe: Yeah, but I've tried my hand at archery. Can't lie, there's just something about that feeling of lettin' an arrow loose.
Hanzo: Indeed. Both the sense of accomplishment at one's discipline and the catharsis of release are... indescribable.
Ashe: So. what summer camp did you learn at?
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Ashe: I'll have you know, I was going easy on you last time.
Ana: Is that so?
Ashe: But I'm willin' to hit up that target range again to show you what I can really do.
Ana: So what you're saying is, you want a rematch.
Ashe: *nervous laugh* I don't need a rematch just because you got lucky!
Ana: I thought you said you were going easy on me. Which is it?
Ashe: It's both! And I don't need a rematch, but we're having a rematch!
Ana: Well, you'd better have something to show me, this time.
ily, menswear guy
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
Odysseus: My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!
The siren: I mean that could’ve changed by now :/
Odysseus: … aw fuck
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Odysseus: Hey Zeus before you send me to my doom can you tell me if I’ve been misgendering my child
Zeus:
Zeus: What?
Playing as Ashe in overwatch be like
"...Come to old old old haus, poke. Bring coines."
-hat mouse
*** I'm open for comms! ***
Hey mx handman hand me a hand
“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!
it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast
hi on this early access eve can i introduce to you all my favorite new magnus crackship
annacelia
both annabelle and celia end up in the OIAR verse being pulled through reality - celia via however she got there and annabelle via hilltop road.
as the fears reshape, annabelle is cut off from the Web and she feels utterly lost and purposeless, maybe depressed, as she dedicated all of her life to the Web’s plans and now its gone. celia, meanwhile, has no context for any of this. she was okay then the apocalypse happened then these weird guys showed up and evidently they started it and now shes here. she’s lost too but in a much more literal sense.
the two of them meet. annabelle has the Knowledge of what happened and celia has the drive to make things better. annabelle gives her the context she needs and helps her find the OIAR where she can look for jon and martin.
and maybe they kiss
i love yuri