Eddie Can’t Sleep With All The Snoring. He Should’ve Taken Steve’s Guest Room When He Had The Chance

Eddie can’t sleep with all the snoring. He should’ve taken Steve’s guest room when he had the chance but Eddie apparently is an affectionate drunk. He didn’t protest when Steve and Robin lead him to Steve’s bedroom and the three had just collapsed onto the bed together.

Now Steve is snoring like a fucking chainsaw. How can he be expected to sleep in these conditions? Hey, at least Eddie’s found one thing he finds undesirable in Steve. It was beginning to be too much— the constant barrage of butterflies in his stomach whenever Steve did completely normal, swoon worthy things. But Steve snoring like a faulty boat motor? No butterflies. Problem solved.

But Eddie’s still mad that he can’t sleep. He flops around angrily to glare at Steve’s slumbering form and— the dude is on his back, wide awake and blinking up at the ceiling. Now Steve’s back to being stupid perfect and that just makes Eddie more mad.

“What the fuck,” he whisper-shouts in the dark. Steve, fucking glowing in the eerie blue-tinted light spilling in through the window, just turns to him and shrugs.

Eddie props himself up on his elbows and peers over him at Robin— who is twisted up in a blanket, dead to the world and making enough noise to scare away a wild demogorgan probably.

“Does this happen often?” He asks Steve.

“Only when she’s drunk, and you don’t need to whisper, no way you can wake her up now,”

“Oh,” Eddie flops back down on his stomach making a mournful noise. “Goodbye sleep, you will be missed,” Steve turns to Eddie, curling up onto his side until his face was so close to Eddie’s that their noses almost touch.

“I can think of other ways to pass time,” Steve practically purrs. Eddie barely hears him past the blood roaring in his ears.

“L-like what?” He tries and fails to keep his own voice steady. If Steve making eyes at him from a distance are dangerous then those eyes in this proximity are deadly. Eddie discreetly pinches himself to keep him from doing something stupid. Like closing the gap between their lips.

“Like—” Steve pulls himself up and, holyfuckingshit, plants a knee on either side of Eddie’s hips. Eddie doesn’t have an exact number for the times his dream had started exactly like this. Steve on his hands and knees, hovering over Eddie.

This is happening. Is this happening? With Robin right there beside them? Actually Eddie doesn’t care about that part but is it happening?

Then Steve moves again, gets off Eddie and slides off the bed like he didn’t nearly just send the man into cardiac arrest. “We could go watch a movie?” The fucker smirks at him like he knows exactly what he just did to Eddie. Get it together, Munson.

Eddie ends up following Steve downstairs like a love sick puppy anyways. Even lets him pick a cheesy musical to watch. When Eddie finally starts to drift off to slumberland, he feels a strong pair of arms pulling him into a warm chest. And the last thing Eddie thinks of before fully succumbing to sleep is that maybe he might have a chance with Steve after all.

More Posts from Inkenvious and Others

7 years ago

Roman.

Reblog if you agree.

5 years ago
Please Take Good Care Of Them!

Please take good care of them!

1 year ago

“Tactile” Sneak Peek (Steddie Omegaverse D/s)

Y’all voted, here’s the result: A sneak peek scene of my upcoming Steddie fic! 

*****

“Steve! Come and sit down! Everyone has food!” Robin gestured impatiently for Steve to join her and the kids at the breakfast table, but the Omega waved her off, hands on his hips turning in frustrated circles in the kitchen trying to find whatever it was he’d deemed more important than eating. 

“Steve, seriously.” The Beta smacked Dustin’s hand away as he reached for the tray of pancakes. “Seriously, table rules are no seconds until everyone’s eaten and you refusing to just come sit down means I’m actually in danger of being bitten if I have to fend off another one of your gremlins from the pancake plate. Please? Come eat?” 

Keep reading

6 years ago

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

7 years ago

Okay, this is the first rant I have ever done but I really wanted to get this off my chest. If you don’t like rants then I suggest not reading what’s under the cut but for those who do, here you go. Please don’t take offense to anything said here, I’m not trying to attack anyone I just really felt the need to share what I was feeling.

I’m sick and tired of all the prince hate in this community. It’s so sad to see that for so many of us here the other three can virtually “do no wrong” meanwhile barely anyone complains when negative things are said about Roman. None of the sides are perfect, they represent the human mind after all and they have lots of flaws. I love all four of them don’t get me wrong, but it’s a good thing to be able to admit a character you love isn’t perfect. That doesn’t mean I love them any less than someone who does think they’re perfect. Anyways back to the Roman thing, It upsets me that so many people dislike him but then get mad when stuff is said about the other three, why not treat them all equally? They are all equally flawed and all equally likable but yet Roman is stuck as the least favorite, and that’s just sad. When you call out Roman you should be allowed and able to call out Patton, Virgil, and Logan too. When you say good things about the sides you should be able to do the same for Roman. I’m not saying you have to like Roman if you don’t then that’s sad but no one can make you like him. It just seems like most everyone in this community holds the others to a higher caliber than him just because he has made mistakes. Sure he has some less than favorable qualities but surprise! So does Virgil, so does Patton and so does Logan. Why? Because they aren’t perfect. They are all representations of Thomas’ personality and thought process and here’s another shocker, Thomas isn’t perfect either. He has said this many times, he’s a human being with flaws just like everyone else. None of us are perfect but sometimes we like to believe people we’re a fan of are, which isn’t true ever. That’s something I really admire about him, that he doesn’t allow, or at least tries not to allow people to think he’s a perfect person who can do no wrong and put him up on this huge pedestal. That is something I think a lot of other people in the media should do, and it’s something we need to apply when thinking about the sides. They are made up characters but as I said they are very flawed. Don’t put any of them up on a pedestal and think they are perfect because once again they aren’t and never will be.

Let people criticize things the other sides do. If someone says something bad about Patton, Virgil or Logan, don’t get angry. Don’t attack them and don’t be passive aggressive and rude. Let people have different opinions. Just because someone doesn’t agree with you or think the same way as you doesn’t mean they deserve to be treated badly. You wouldn’t want them to treat you bad for not agreeing with them right?

People are always going to have different opinions, but we are a mostly very positive and loving community, so I know we can all live in peace with our opinions, or at the very least try to.

  • gatorguy777
    gatorguy777 liked this · 2 months ago
  • xxlizzy19xx
    xxlizzy19xx liked this · 6 months ago
  • nelkcats
    nelkcats liked this · 1 year ago
  • soggyacidjuice
    soggyacidjuice liked this · 1 year ago
  • psychicbakeryskeletoncowboy-blog
    psychicbakeryskeletoncowboy-blog reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • coffeecat5654
    coffeecat5654 liked this · 1 year ago
  • rayrayredpanda
    rayrayredpanda liked this · 1 year ago
  • chlocatty17
    chlocatty17 liked this · 1 year ago
  • ravenfrog
    ravenfrog liked this · 1 year ago
  • n-------------------n
    n-------------------n reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • midnightnevercomes
    midnightnevercomes liked this · 1 year ago
  • thats-a-missss
    thats-a-missss reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • gregre369
    gregre369 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • gregre369
    gregre369 liked this · 1 year ago
  • take-a-break-in-my-flower-garden
    take-a-break-in-my-flower-garden reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • take-a-break-in-my-flower-garden
    take-a-break-in-my-flower-garden liked this · 1 year ago
  • gutterflower77
    gutterflower77 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • steddietogo
    steddietogo reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • strawberry-and-neon
    strawberry-and-neon reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • surroundedbyconfusion
    surroundedbyconfusion reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • theshippinglion
    theshippinglion liked this · 1 year ago
  • graye-area
    graye-area liked this · 1 year ago
  • thecosmicrebel
    thecosmicrebel liked this · 1 year ago
  • inkenvious
    inkenvious reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • inkenvious
    inkenvious liked this · 1 year ago
  • lilenariinpink
    lilenariinpink liked this · 1 year ago
  • prettiest-pansexual-princess
    prettiest-pansexual-princess liked this · 1 year ago
  • dontslayfay
    dontslayfay liked this · 1 year ago
  • dreamdiagnosis
    dreamdiagnosis liked this · 1 year ago
  • immahereiguess
    immahereiguess reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • virae06
    virae06 liked this · 1 year ago
  • pleasantfankingdom
    pleasantfankingdom liked this · 1 year ago
  • autumnawoke
    autumnawoke liked this · 1 year ago
  • bloodybalerina
    bloodybalerina liked this · 1 year ago
  • steddie-steddie
    steddie-steddie liked this · 1 year ago
  • creamandpeach
    creamandpeach liked this · 1 year ago
  • fan-of-a-lot
    fan-of-a-lot liked this · 1 year ago
  • leo-micshizzle-bad-boy-supreme
    leo-micshizzle-bad-boy-supreme reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • spidermunson
    spidermunson liked this · 1 year ago
  • munsonofagun
    munsonofagun liked this · 1 year ago
  • imdumbplsletmehaveaname
    imdumbplsletmehaveaname liked this · 1 year ago
  • mlmspam
    mlmspam reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • howtoeatwithyourtoes
    howtoeatwithyourtoes liked this · 1 year ago
  • shannon-1355
    shannon-1355 liked this · 1 year ago
  • anjo-milo
    anjo-milo liked this · 1 year ago
  • memilysart
    memilysart liked this · 1 year ago

F Off

85 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags