I'm getting really tired of being single
I'm seeing all these cute couples and now I feel lonely!
Ok so hear me out-
Instead of meowing cursed Alastor cat just says "Jambalaya!"
Just brushed my teeth for the first time in 2 & 1/2 weeks, feeling proud of myself.
Feeling good, feeling clean, gonna reward myself with some grapes later <3
Help, my fish is drowning, what do I do?
Get it a beer, bro's had a long day
😞
I believe Alastor sneezes like a dad
Loud as fuck
Imagine Alastor trying to learn how to use an Iphone
If I do not get to see what Sammy Lawrence actually looks like in the BATIM movie I'm rioting.
Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:
God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!