Michael; Is It Cause You Have Some Weird Crush On Luke

WTF TINY CHILD

THIS IS MINE DONT STEAL IT ILL CHOP UR TITTIES OFF BUT LOOK HOW SMOL

So you don't need me?

Rooster Teeth experiment

I wanna prove a point to my friend so please do the following if it applies to you

If you are a boy in the Rooster Teeth fandom, please reblog this post

If you are a girl in the Rooster Teeth fandom, please like and reblog this post

I’ll explain why once I collect enough data

Thanks :-)

the book of mormon? don’t you mean

I am enough. I am beautiful. I am strong. I am intelligent. I will make my own way. This is all temporary.

Six things I will tell myself until I believe them (via temporary)

and... bonus !

Moon-Jo from Strangers From Hell (2019)

Jisung, to himself: wait, is he into me?

Jisung: quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs

Jisung, to Minho: did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party?

Jisung: he had no body to go with

Minho: that’s really funny!

Jisung, to himself: well that’s not a fair test. that joke’s hilarious

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

Cashton Fics

Okay, we all know that it is very hard to find quality Cashton fan fictions (one shots or long books) , so here are my faves and recommendations: 

Long Books: 

I usually don’t read long books but here are my faves: 

Owned : This one is a BDSM kind of story but it involves more fluff than smut, it is well written and also very entertaining to read and I, myself have read it twice.

Paper Planes : SO POWERFUL AND JUST READ IT, IT’S ALSO INSPIRED BY A DISNEY MOVIE JUST READ THIS.

the killer order : Intense, just wow. Very triggering and sexual but I love it, read this if you are not sensitive.

President’s Son : Plot twist, not sure if you are ready for this. 

SKYPE :  I love stories like this, mainly texting and stuff. One of my faves. 

Bus Stop : One sentence story, LOVE, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU NEED TO READ THIS. 

We Are Gold, You Are Fire: A BOOK ABOUT CASHTON’S ADVENTURES THIS IS MY SHIT, ALSO SMUT, GOOD SMUT. JUST READ IT DAMN.

One Shots: 

Ghostbusters :  This is probably my favorite thing in the world, this is the best thing in the world. I’m so shook about this, I wanna thank the person who wrote this. 

Sodales : I honestly love soulmate stuff and I love this ass well, THIS INVOLVES MUKE SO

i wanna sleep next to you (all i wanna do) : Based on Troye Sivan’s Blue Neighbourhood, fuck yes. MIGHT BE TRIGGERING BUT STILL CUTE. 

photo :  Smut, interesting, very indeed. 

i could be your one desire : Bottom!Ashton but it’s good to try new things so why not.

the way I’ve been lovin’ you : This is so good, cute, funny and sexual at the same time, I love this.

Michael jones everyone