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Quotes from UNO: The movie

“There is no happiness. There is no joy.”

“Just fuckin do it.”

“What does it matter?”

“I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks.”

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! STOP!!!”

“Ah, you slut!”

“You’ve got to be shitting the fuck out of me.”

“Kill me.”

Jeremy calls his wife to tell her he’s locked in a two and a half hour game of Uno- “I’ll be home when I can be home.”

“The game is braking down.”

“You fucking whore.”

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.” “THANK YOU.” -door slams-

“It’s the Uno credit song! It was Geoff’s idea!”

Fake AH Crew Aesthetic: No Church in the Wild

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but Los Santos wasn’t Rome. Sure, taking the city would take time, but Ramsey was no pushover and he was convinced this city would be his one day. Of course there would be trials to overcome, like the rabble rioting in the streets below, led by a commanding woman for the people. There were also whispers of a mercenary sent to end his reign before it even began, but Ramsey wasn’t worried. He would have it all, no matter the cost.  Blood, sweat, tears, and two new allies later, Ramsey was finally at the top. He had control. He had it all. But there was one thing the Kingpin didn’t consider… His city was home to the Lads, and they don’t really like to be controlled.

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damn Calum’s morning voice

Someone glad to meet his giant back …

Baekhyun: hey Chanyeol Chanyeol! come down come down man~ c'mon man

damn Calum’s morning voice

Trevor Collins is such an intelligent and dedicated and talented person and I’m just??? So jealous???

Knows conversational French? Check. Can play multiple instruments? Check. Can mix music? Check. Rocket scientist? Check. Boss of Achievement Hunter? Check. Hard worker? Check. Extremely photogenic? Check. Perfect smile? Check. Can sing? Probably. Can do an open heart surgery? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Muke & Cashton Autumn version🍁🍁🍁 @5sos @ashtonirwinofficial5sos

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did anyone else ride around on the vacuum cleaner when they were kids?

I’m in love with this

It’s not easy being Gold. Always a smile, sharp and glittering. Always an attitude, bright and cocky. Always charming, sexy, beautiful, but never calm, soft.

It’s too much. He’s breaking down.

Take a break, they say. If it’s not fun anymore, that defeats the purpose.

Because he knows it’s all a game. It’s a game where their lives are risked, but that makes it all the more fun. He’s not gonna take a break.

Try a different angle, they suggest. A different mask, a different brand.

Rose Gold.

Softer, gentler, calmer. It’s a change the city is not expecting. It’s a change his clients are not expecting.

It’s a change his enemies are not expecting.

They target the boy who was golden, now tinged with pink. They look at his new weaknesses and try to exploit them.

They don’t realize he’s twice as dangerous. Because he’s comfortable again. He’s back to playing his game.

And metal has sharp edges, but roses also have thorns.

First in the AU Boy aesthetic series. Inspired by a post from @cutehaywood