michael: "YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU JUST MISSED THE TURN!!!!!"
michael: "fucking cock now you have to get to the next u-turn which is like a bajillion miles away!!!!"
michael: "well done, idiot"
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ryan: "there's a hole 12 yards ahead, you should drive into it"
ryan: "you are now edgar"
ryan: "always. edgar."
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lindsay: "DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM BITCHES THAT AIN'T SHIT. TURN RIGHT."
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jack: "in 25 yards, look to your left, that would be a nice place to build a house"
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geoff: "i'm too drunk for this right now, go use google maps or something"
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gavin: "WOT IF your car wasn't a car?"
gavin: "front flip for style!"
gavin: "WOT IS THE DESTINATION"
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caleb: "you're a great driver in all directions! go drive any direction you want"
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ray: "turn left, or right. or something i don't fucking know."
ray: "merge into oncoming traffic. i mean, yolo right?"
the Board of Wisedom
Thinking about what song Weekly Idol will have SHINee dance 2X faster to next and knowing that if it’s Everybody or Dream Girl, someone or something will break
you know what pisses me off? luke follows more fans on twitter than any of the other boys yet the minute he unfollows/ blocks some who are nasty as shit to him all of sudden he doesn’t care about the fans, luke has given fans hugs/kisses on the cheek without the fans even having to ask, luke gives their friends/ crew members hugs all the time, other celebrities that have met luke have all said he was nice as shit, when they were asked about ‘you suck’ luke told michael he liked all the things about him that abigail used to insult michael with,luke helps malum drink water so they don’t have to stop playing their instruments, luke loves his band mates so much, when asked what they’d say to kurt cobain if they ever met him luke said he’d ask if he was sad bc he ‘doesn’t want it to happen again’, luke is so full of love yet gets so much hate, luke is so sweet and kind yet i all i see directed towards him is hate, harassment or praise for his looks
"Excuse me miss but you attract me like flowers do." Bzz bzzz
I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was
Gavin: Whenever we're all traveling... or whenever Meg is nearby Ryan will have a drink.
(Dead silence)
Ryan: I mean...
Michael: (quietly) oh shit.
ryan giving a virtual kiss on top of gavin’s head in the new 7 Days to Die was the best thing to come out of achievement hunter.
I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Taylor Swift feat. Zayn Malik
If you want to download it, click here: http://underneathmyfallingstars.tumblr.com/post/154527586383/can-you-give-me-the-song-of-zayn-and-tay ;)
Baek: *fixes Chan’s collar" Chan: ShimKoong ~ (HEART POUNDING) Baek: *strokes Chan’s hair* Chan: *leans in and then pretends wanting to hit Baek* Baek: Who wants to be with me for Team Power? Chan: *faster then Barry Allen* ME (After Chan’s turn at the first game) Chan: *laying on the floor* Baek: Hello please wake up ahjussi you can’t sleep here CHAN IMITATING BAEK AND CALLING HIM BAEKHYUNNIE TWICE
Baek: WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE! WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE Chan: *Team Power loses* I’m in a team with Baekhyun, even if I lost, my mood still wouldn’t turn bad.
CHANBAEK WANT TO KILL US ALL
A little bi-derman for bi visibility day. Happy bi visibility day guys!