Me: *after Being An Asshole* I Love You!

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

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They call them Manipulators, people capable of ‘manipulating’ their environment, hence the name of course. They’re not common, but where there’s one, there’s normally a few, crowding in an area like rats. The Government dislikes their existence due to the majority refusal of Manipulators to fight in America’s wars, however, the many attempts to assassinate or capture these individuals has led only to pain or death to those sent to get them. Basically the government stopped trying. No longer being hunted by the government, Manipulators have begun living normal lives, most of them anyways; of course some went down the hero root. Others didn’t. Everyone knows being a hero doesn’t pay. A life of crime, however, can. The Fake AH Crew isn’t the only one of it’s kind but it’s certainly one of the more well known. They rule an entire city for god’s sake. That being said, it‘s not easy. To use a manipulation takes a great amount of focus and energy; it’s not like riding a bike, that you never forget or it gets easier. You can practice and practice until you’ve worn your body down to nothing, but the weight of using the gift never gets any easier. The Fake AH crew know this. They don’t win every fight, they can’t afford someone passing out because they exerted too much energy, so it’s rare to see any of the crew use their manipulations. 

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7 years ago

I THINK WE’VE BEEN BLESSED

Baek: *fixes Chan’s collar" Chan: ShimKoong ~ (HEART POUNDING) Baek: *strokes Chan’s hair* Chan: *leans in and then pretends wanting to hit Baek* Baek: Who wants to be with me for Team Power? Chan: *faster then Barry Allen* ME (After Chan’s turn at the first game) Chan: *laying on the floor* Baek: Hello please wake up ahjussi you can’t sleep here CHAN IMITATING BAEK AND CALLING HIM BAEKHYUNNIE TWICE

Baek: WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE! WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE Chan: *Team Power loses* I’m in a team with Baekhyun, even if I lost, my mood still wouldn’t turn bad.

CHANBAEK WANT TO KILL US ALL

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8 years ago

Imagine your brother and his friends are home rehearsing for their next performance and after a few seconds you decide to sneak in your brother’s mini studio and see them play “She’s Kinda Hot”.

wait for it

7 years ago

EVEN HIS CAMERA HAS ANTLERS

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN SO FAR

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LOOK AT THEM

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Luhan I want “deer” as my last name marry me

8 years ago
You Should Share This For People In DC And Close To You!!
You Should Share This For People In DC And Close To You!!
You Should Share This For People In DC And Close To You!!
You Should Share This For People In DC And Close To You!!

You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!

Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this! 


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Baekhyun: hey Chanyeol Chanyeol! come down come down man~ c'mon man

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