Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!
Mum: I will always love you!
Me: awwww--
Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.
Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?
Mum: No
Me: Excuse--
Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.
Me:......shit you right.
y'all, focus on Calum’s background i think it’s fricking Ashton im
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Michael jones everyone
It’s very important you all pay attention to what I’m about to say. I wish to call your attention to a group that’s been causing us a lot of trouble; The Fake AH Crew. At this point we can safely say they are powered individuals, part of a… not a different species, they’re still human. They’re like another race, but it’s not the colour of their skin or the shape and placement of their features that make them different. It’s their abilities.
They call them Manipulators, people capable of ‘manipulating’ their environment, hence the name of course. They’re not common, but where there’s one, there’s normally a few, crowding in an area like rats. The Government dislikes their existence due to the majority refusal of Manipulators to fight in America’s wars, however, the many attempts to assassinate or capture these individuals has led only to pain or death to those sent to get them. Basically the government stopped trying. No longer being hunted by the government, Manipulators have begun living normal lives, most of them anyways; of course some went down the hero root. Others didn’t. Everyone knows being a hero doesn’t pay. A life of crime, however, can. The Fake AH Crew isn’t the only one of it’s kind but it’s certainly one of the more well known. They rule an entire city for god’s sake. That being said, it‘s not easy. To use a manipulation takes a great amount of focus and energy; it’s not like riding a bike, that you never forget or it gets easier. You can practice and practice until you’ve worn your body down to nothing, but the weight of using the gift never gets any easier. The Fake AH crew know this. They don’t win every fight, they can’t afford someone passing out because they exerted too much energy, so it’s rare to see any of the crew use their manipulations.
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Baek: *fixes Chan’s collar" Chan: ShimKoong ~ (HEART POUNDING) Baek: *strokes Chan’s hair* Chan: *leans in and then pretends wanting to hit Baek* Baek: Who wants to be with me for Team Power? Chan: *faster then Barry Allen* ME (After Chan’s turn at the first game) Chan: *laying on the floor* Baek: Hello please wake up ahjussi you can’t sleep here CHAN IMITATING BAEK AND CALLING HIM BAEKHYUNNIE TWICE
Baek: WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE! WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE Chan: *Team Power loses* I’m in a team with Baekhyun, even if I lost, my mood still wouldn’t turn bad.
CHANBAEK WANT TO KILL US ALL
Imagine your brother and his friends are home rehearsing for their next performance and after a few seconds you decide to sneak in your brother’s mini studio and see them play “She’s Kinda Hot”.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN SO FAR
LOOK AT THEM
Luhan I want “deer” as my last name marry me
Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this!
Someone glad to meet his giant back …
Baekhyun: hey Chanyeol Chanyeol! come down come down man~ c'mon man