Can't Believe Tomy And Sega Made This Tbh

Metails because I think they're funny

I sleep

I wake up

I think of Nine in the Grim alone thinking about Sonic post Sonic prime

I sleep

I wake up

I think of Nine wondering if Sonic still thinks of him

I sleep

I wake up

I think of Nine trying to cope with his loneliness by building more robots, more structures, telling himself something like "the point is to build a perfect society"

I sleep

I wake up

I think of Nine having a moment of vulnerability, asking Chaos Sonic and Alpha Grim Sonic to just hold him. That's it

I sleep

I wake up

I think again about Nine thinking wistfully and bittersweetly about Sonic. Wondering what he's up to now

I sleep

I wake up–

Surge/Tails but it's mostly just Surge trying to piss Sonic off by making out with Tails as hard as possible whenever Sonic's able to see it?

More appreciation for Tails having a creepy, unsettling husband that he absolutely adores

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!!!!! tails can have a terrifyingly possessive husband and a lowkey toxic relationship as a treat... maybe even three?

i think shadow would be the most possessive of him, to the point where he may become furious if another man even so much as pays tails attention, and that's like super delicious yummy yummy to me. absolutely in love with the idea of him having this deep seated urge to just keep him to himself. he's already jealous enough of silver and sonic and the fact that having to share tails with them, he doesn't need the competition. he IS the ultimate lifeform after all, why does tails need anyone else?

personally i've always found it more fun to play around with the idea of silver or sonic being freaks too, like those boys have experienced so much loss and tragedy in their lives and they're way too chill about it. maybe something about getting with tails finally awakens all that grief and makes them realize they don't wanna lose him and so they go to any lengths to keep him to themselves. sonic is much more touchy-feely and just loves getting and giving attention from and to tails, his little hedgie tail wagging every time their bodies are close in proximity.

silver is the kinda guy to show affection through grand gestures like gifts and presents so i can see that being a rapid decline from just bringing tails new tools every day to straight up bringing home the heads of his rivals. he's probably the worst one ngl have you seen what he's been through?

unlike shadow i feel like they'd be more inclined to work in a pair to achieve that- at least at first, when the feelings start growing stronger they'd probably turn on each other too, scrapping vicious and bloody for that boy. shadow stays out of it because he's above such nonsense but he still watches in hopes they might kill each other lol.

tails is just blissfully unaware of it all for the most part but in the scenario where he does become aware he'd probably end up being scared of them. not that he could do anything about it. if he runs, they'll catch him. if he hides, they'll find him.

he's destined just to be the cute little wife for these three bastards.

tumblr user shadails...will you tell me about shadails...i would like to know what makes them compelling to you. is there a narrative? parallels, perhaps? an intriguing dynamic? i want to know what youre cooking with these two.

Hello, tumblr user nyanbinary-87 (good name btw), I would be happy to tell you about shadails!

In fact, I used this as a great opportunity to create a brand new version of my horrible informational slideshow!

(sorry if anything is illegible. trying to squeeze everything into just a handful of slides was harder than expected... and I still forgot some things! lol)

If you would like more of my personal thoughts/headcanons on shadails & their dynamic, I would be happy to share as well :) But in the end...

Shitty little sketch on paper

this is a proshit blog

*takes a big proshit on your lawn*

The sillies

happy birthday!! 🦊

Thank you!!!

Holding him like a stinky small cat