they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it
I am so glad im not currently looking for a job.
I think if someone asked me where i see myself in 5 years my instant gut reaction would be:
Wdym thats a weird thing to say and im not getting the job?
Like, who wouldn’t just wanna live in a house with 5 other puppys and cuddle and make out with them all the time?
Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
To me my partner is my absolute priority, no matter what's happening around me or how big the problem I need to solve I first warn my partner I'll be busy and then solve it.
Wanna know what I do after? No matter how exhausted I am or how much pain I'm in I report back to my partner to let them know I'm done with that. And I force myself awake as long as I can just to keep the interaction going.
I deserve someone who understands that. Someone that does the same for me.
SHOW @nyahalloshop SOME LOVE FOR THIS SHIT SO WE CAN GET US SOEM SHARK SUITES PLEASE OMG (sorry ik you havent posted this desighn on tumblr yet but OMG)
what most people don’t understand is that it’s actually a great honor to be homewrecked by a trans girl
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