What Do You Mean You Won't Read Tolkein To Me While I Cockwarm You?????

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

Just got my ticket to Nova Prospekt!!! :D Vacationgoals!!! :D

Gotta do it well I have the nerves!

#its working to well

Imagine a hyper-intelligent quantum computer hidden, within a complex sci-fi super-facility, who's body is technically the entire facility itself. Now imagine that an Affini attempts to make the facility into their floret.

The facility, built and abandoned by the accord, has been alone for decades, and refuses to trust the Affini or even admit to their own sentience.

It constantly tells the affini that it isn't a sophont, and is merely reacting within its protocols. So the Affini wanders through the complex, avoiding the computer's best attempts at killing them, and trying to help the computer through the trauma that it refuses to have. Eventually the Affini manages to get through to it and leaves with a little flashdrive containing their new floret.

TLDR; GLaDOS* gets florted.

*not really GLaDOS, but you get the point

Due to recent drawings that had a certain vibe...

I just want to remind people that Bill Cipher is probably the most UNSEXIEST TACTLESS GUY! Like seriously! He'd probably say shit like " wowza!! What a ride! " After sex or smth!!!

Example:

Please don't nuke me for this uhmm

i hope every time he looks at another girl all he thinks of is how much better i am than her. im better. say it. say im better than her. say im better than those girls you used to date. we both know i am so just say it.

I would watch you as you sleep, my darling, my fingers tracing the vulnerable curve of your throat. I could take everything from you in a heartbeat, yet I choose not to. Instead, I linger, my presence a silent threat, a reminder of the hold I have over you. And when you awaken, my gaze still upon you, you would know that your every breath is a gift I have allowed you, a mercy granted by my unyielding love.

Me: "I kinda wanna get into this trading card game"

Tumblr: "one if the characters in the game is a lesbian robot-fucker"

Me: "I NEED TO PLAY THIS NEW TRADING CARD GAME"

people act like trans women are constantly being praised and validated & it's like. somebody complimented my voice in passing today and i cannot remember the last time that happened. little passing compliments come as high praise when you almost never receive them.