I Love Twitter Warfare

I am so glad im not currently looking for a job.

I think if someone asked me where i see myself in 5 years my instant gut reaction would be:

Puppygirl polycule!

Wdym thats a weird thing to say and im not getting the job?

Like, who wouldn’t just wanna live in a house with 5 other puppys and cuddle and make out with them all the time?

cat cafe but instead of cats they have autistic trans catgirls to cuddle with

#its working to well

Imagine a hyper-intelligent quantum computer hidden, within a complex sci-fi super-facility, who's body is technically the entire facility itself. Now imagine that an Affini attempts to make the facility into their floret.

The facility, built and abandoned by the accord, has been alone for decades, and refuses to trust the Affini or even admit to their own sentience.

It constantly tells the affini that it isn't a sophont, and is merely reacting within its protocols. So the Affini wanders through the complex, avoiding the computer's best attempts at killing them, and trying to help the computer through the trauma that it refuses to have. Eventually the Affini manages to get through to it and leaves with a little flashdrive containing their new floret.

TLDR; GLaDOS* gets florted.

*not really GLaDOS, but you get the point

I yearn for a beautiful girl yandere to have mutual obsession with. Where we dont have any other friends. We both stay locked in the house with each other and we’re never apart from each other for even a second. Mayhaps some sapphic cannibalism? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

Just got my ticket to Nova Prospekt!!! :D Vacationgoals!!! :D

i am a PET

i should NOT have to work

all i should have to do is sit n be pretty

Made this funny meme thinking the trans meme sub would love it:

Immediately after posting, I see this post:

WHY CANT I EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

LIFE IS A PRISON

I'm nothing but a walking transfem stereotype :(

i’m not saying i wanna do porn but holy fuckkk i need to get gang banged by a bunch of cute girls on camera!!!!! i need to be slutted out and passed around until all of them are satisfied

Something something the visceral horror GLaDOS must feel after watching Chell for so long, only for her test subject to literally go off the rails and disappear inside of her.

It's such a fantastic reversal of power! In an instant, it changes the genre from Chell's psychological nightmare into Glados's body horror.

This whole time Glados has been creating a psychosexual connection to her lab rat, and now that rat worms its way through her body in a way she can't track.

There's almost an intimacy about the rooms Chell solves being specifically tailored for her to see. They're a dishonest facade, until Chell escapes from the predetermined path and sees what Glados truly is/looks like, and ventures all the way to the heart of her, stripping her bare.

"What if you were a massive mechanical complex and I skittered through your insides and climbed into the heart of your most private and vital organs? And we were both women?"

This too, is Yuri

Anyone have a spare girl robot suit I can transfer my consciousness into? I grow weary of my flesh

I don’t mind the risk of getting hacked and my mind being rewritten for the sake of being a good girl or anything, I just want out of my meat prison