Thinking About Being A Royal Pet.

reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

trans girl in seattle on tinder is like "here is the exact date i started hormones and a list of surgeries i have and have not received. habitual sub bottom but aspiring mommy 🥺 primarily t4t but cis lesbian chaser save meee" and you look at her job and she's an aircraft engineer at boeing

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

transfem mad scientist who’s honestly a little disappointed that you didn’t grow attached to her after all the unethical experiments she performed on you. it’s like you don’t even care about this relationship…

Magic: the Gathering - Eldrazi Playmat

Sweet-arse playmat from Stephen Raffael (Inked Gaming Link / Tumblr Link) in a very lovely stained glass style.  Standard Playmat, polyester with anti-slip rubber backing, approximately 24" x 14".

THEY CAME AS THREE

The Eldrazi are an ancient race native to the Blind Eternities that have neither physical form nor color alignment. Their nature is ceaseless hunger, so they travel between planes devouring the mana and life energy until the plane’s destruction. Three Eldrazi titans were bound on Zendikar in aeons past: Emrakul, Ulamog, and Kozilek.

girl who starts establishing an increasingly large transbian polycule because at this point it’s really the only way she knows how to form new friendships as an adult.

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡