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I had never found a post before that represented me so well

I love when people call me self-centered, selfish, spoiled, a brat, etc. like it’s an insult. Like, yes I am absolutely spoiled rotten and a total brat. And of course I’m self-centered, this is literally my life lol

Manifesting is easy asf & you don’t need to lift a finger

Okay hello. I just wanna say you don’t need to overcomplicate and do whatever somebody tells you. You make the rules okay?? Just persist. “Act” like you already have gotten your desire and just dwell in that feeling. You can do this by affirming, visualize yourself living with your desires, anything you want as long as you’re living in the end. You can literally just assume that you have your desires.

It’s so easy. You make the rules. You don’t need to ask bloggers the same question over and over when you already know the answer deep within. You create your reality. Whatever you desire is literally already yours. Why? because whatever you “want”, you already got. You are the most powerful manifester in the universe and it’s so easy for you to manifest. Literally anything is possible.

Do you wanna affirm just once to get your desires? Go ahead. It will work. Why ? Because you said and assume so, and you make the rules. Visualize? go ahead, it will work too. Do nothing? Yes. Whatever method you use, it’s gonna work for you if you assume so. You’re literally not required to do anything anyone else tells you to.

So literally there’s no need to affirm 25/8, no need to listen to subliminals, or even to do any of the stuff i mentioned above. You are literally so powerful and limitless it’s insane. I know people worry that they’re not “doing enough” but listen… you literally don’t need to. Manifesting is not some sacred out of this world science. it’s the easiest thing in the damn world. 

Source: Qinraijin

you can take everything from me. i'll leave with a smile on my face and conquer it all again. the power isn't with me. it's within me. 🪬💎

I edited this Selkie jacket slightly more pink ୨ৎ*·˚

omg, yes

the things i would do just to evaporate every single porn bot on tumblr

I love you Strawberry Shortcake I love you Polly Pocket I love you MyScene I love you Hello Kitty I love you Betty Spaghetty I love you Bratz I love you Winx Club I love you PowerPuff Girls I love you Tamagotchis I love you Littlest Pet Shop I love you I love you I love you

Masterlist InsolentGod

reminder extremely tough to make you wake up.

BOMBASTIC AND EPIC METHOD THAT WILL REALIZE YOUR DESIRES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🎁🎁🎁

sometimes you need a break, go back to basics and stop consuming too much.

state of lack + taking your desire off the pedestal + time it takes for a manifestation + being distracted by your manifestation + self-concept and Cassies.

motivational post with honorable mention to Margareth by Lana Del Rey.

Short Posts/Motivation:

Franz Kafka.

you can take everything from me.

be the trophy.

ask and messages: open! if you need advice, want to share experiences, need a reality check, or just want to talk about anything. I will help you in the best way I can so you can achieve success.

reminder: you are the god of your reality, you control everything.🌟

eu tentei entrar no void state hoje e acabei dormindo por 15 horas vsfkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

sinto que entrei mas não foi estando consciente😻😻😻

omg i feel inside me i'm going to void tonight. my journey with void was tough, i've been trying for a while and i wanted to get into void before my classes started (they already cried lol so i'm absent because i really want to get into void first). but damn I feel SO STRONG I'm going today! I'm so happy even without trying to go?????? I would like to raffle (Sorry for the amateurish English!!! I'm still not fluent, but when I step into the void tonight, I'm going to become a polyglot!!!!)

to improve, when I went to check the time was 01:11 and it's March 1st.

Drink water. keep your nails + toes done. go shopping, spoil yourself. chase your goals. go out to eat. take trips. dress up. try diff hair styles. have more talks with God. take more pictures. stay away from negative energy. surround yourself w/ ppl that have your best interest at heart. invest your money. save up to get a bigger bag. be selfish, but most importantly.. ENJOY YOURSELF💕