What If I Kissed You👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 In The Pantry🍞 During A Party🥳🎉 And You Staked

Or even more than 2 season of riverdale.

“first kill got canceled because it was bad” then why are there THREE the kissing booths 😭

i wouldn't let a vampire snack on my blood for safety reasons, UNLESS they were a very beautiful woman then she can do as she pleases

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

both my middle school and high school groups of friends which are two different group of people all came out as queer EXCEPT 2 ONLY 2 STRAIGHT PEOPLE OUT OF 14 PEOPLE INCLUDING MYSELF. We just gravitate toward each other like magnets.

“it’s unrealistic for so many of them to be gay’

shut up shut up shut UP every single person in my 3rd grade friend group turned out to be queer (except for one, the token straight guy) and there were EIGHT of us. queer people find each other, even if they don’t know they’re queer.

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

IM FIGHTING NETFLIX, WHOS COMIN WITH ME.

if i dont get a First Kill season two im gonna fight everyone at netflix

Another day of yelling about Ordinary Monsters to anyone who'll listen, it's an absolute unit of a book but it's well worth it if you're in the mood for some dark fantasy

Fuck the super bowl we’ll see maddy vs Cassie and fez and Lexi tonight

sans vs reigen tumblr sexyman trisha paytas gives birth queen elizabeth dead at 96

me too Dream me too

Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*

Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*