I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

More Posts from Instantkittentree and Others

7 months ago

What Fandoms Need To Know About Literary Theory

A lot of the controversy and toxicity in fandoms today comes from people who assert that their perspectives or interpretations are superior to all others, that there are certain inarguable facts about a character or story, and anything that contradicts that is “bad” or “wrong”. As an English teacher, this bothers the hell out of me. Here’s why:

In the world of literary criticism, we call the perspectives from which we approach a piece of art “lenses”: we might look at something through a queer lens, a feminist lens, a marxist lens, etc. The reason we have this term is because it is necessary to acknowledge that we are approaching the work with a specific focus, and anything we determine about the work will be affected by that focus.

A lens warps your perspective: it emphasizes some things and blurs out others, makes some things disappear but might make visible what was before unseen. The best, most interesting, most amazing parts of analysis come from working with these lenses, but we cannot forget that our perspective of the work is being affected by the lens we choose to use.

In short: When you are looking for something specific, you are more likely to find it. A feminist lens will reveal feminist themes; an LGBT+ lens will reveal LGBT+ themes; a psychoanalytical lens will reveal mental health themes; and so on. All of these could use the same evidence to support them. All of these are valid.

Fandom creators make fascinating, profound, valid assertions about their media that are thoughtful and possible, but too often, they don’t realize that their theory – indeed, any theory outside of the established canon – is not the absolute truth. They become more concerned with having the “correct” interpretation and don’t realize that in true analysis, all of these interpretations can be simultaneously valid, even if they contradict each other.

The text – in this case, the show / game / film / novel – always supports multiple different perspectives, readings, and interpretations. One interpretation of the evidence is not the only interpretation of the evidence, because there are so many diverse perspectives to come from.

And that is a good thing! If there was one absolute truth, fandoms would have nothing to draw and write and create! Multiple perspectives exist, and that is okay. If we start insisting that all interpretations come from one perspective, that is extremely limiting and even discriminatory.

Fandoms should stop looking for an absolute “truth” that does not exist, and start celebrating all of the possible interpretations and perspectives that analysis gives us.

9 months ago

Hot take: Actual literary analysis requires at least as much skill as writing itself, with less obvious measures of whether or not you’re shit at it, and nobody is allowed to do any more god damn litcrit until they learn what the terms “show, don’t tell” and “pacing” mean.

3 months ago

If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

1 month ago

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

10 months ago

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

10 months ago

purge of 2002? of 2012? what ARE those?

Oh, how quickly the past is forgotten. 

They are part of the reason A03 is a thing now. Not the whole reason, but part of it. 

The Great Purges of 2002 and 2012 are when ff.net got a wild hair up their ass about THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nuked any fic posted on there that was explicit. Thousands upon thousands of nc-17 smutfics were lost.

It’s what led to the creation of alternate hosting sites for smutty fic…AdultFanfiction was the one I went to…but thousands of fics would never be recovered. 

1 year ago

When people look at abstract art and go "uh I could make that"

Fuck, I wish you would!

I wish you would let this inspire you. I wish that seeing a piece of abstract art would move you to self expression.

I wish you would go to the craft store, buy a cheap canvas and some cheap paint and let yourself play with color and form just to see if you can.

I wish that there were more amateur painters, trying their hand at geometric abstraction and color field painting. That would be so fucking cool.

"I could make that" should be a joyous revelation, not a snarky dismissal.

You could make that? Holy shit. please. Please make that.

When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"

When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"

When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"
When People Look At Abstract Art And Go "uh I Could Make That"

Jack Bush

Kenneth Noland

Piet Mondraine

Pat Lipsky

Joan Mitchell

Helen Frankenthaler

Kikuo Saito

Marilyn Kirsch

Mark Rothko

Adolph Gottlieb

3 months ago

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

2 years ago

Posting something so I don't look like a bot anymore.

In other news if anyone uses Midjourney (AI art bot) I recommend "Cartwheel Galaxy", the results are pretty stellar.

Posting Something So I Don't Look Like A Bot Anymore.

Tags
  • mantidbasil
    mantidbasil liked this · 6 days ago
  • abluerowan
    abluerowan reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • herewegoagainfvck
    herewegoagainfvck reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • herewegoagainfvck
    herewegoagainfvck liked this · 6 days ago
  • death-t-mistress-reborn
    death-t-mistress-reborn reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • death-t-mistress-reborn
    death-t-mistress-reborn reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • uhhsureisuppose
    uhhsureisuppose reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • control-alt-gay
    control-alt-gay reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • balladoftherockatiel
    balladoftherockatiel reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • sparkstar-trash
    sparkstar-trash reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • mak-ar
    mak-ar reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • lazycobalt
    lazycobalt reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • fromthesuns
    fromthesuns reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • fromthesuns
    fromthesuns reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • fromthesuns
    fromthesuns liked this · 6 days ago
  • pantspissedinreverse
    pantspissedinreverse reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • eldenringslut
    eldenringslut liked this · 6 days ago
  • jakelope13
    jakelope13 liked this · 6 days ago
  • jac-jon
    jac-jon reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • famousinternetcatnews
    famousinternetcatnews reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • bagelman
    bagelman reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • randomradish
    randomradish reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • randomradish
    randomradish liked this · 6 days ago
  • obsidiandious
    obsidiandious reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • obsidiandious
    obsidiandious liked this · 6 days ago
  • kirbyeatsgrass
    kirbyeatsgrass liked this · 6 days ago
  • just-a-moray-eel
    just-a-moray-eel liked this · 6 days ago
  • voidfishtattoo
    voidfishtattoo reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • voidshrubsquared
    voidshrubsquared reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • exyil
    exyil reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • tryingsomethingnew1
    tryingsomethingnew1 reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • tryingsomethingnew1
    tryingsomethingnew1 liked this · 6 days ago
  • vexexisting
    vexexisting reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • xx-corpsegirl-xx
    xx-corpsegirl-xx reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • buttermilk-pancakes
    buttermilk-pancakes reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • radioactiveenergy
    radioactiveenergy reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • y-ddraig-arian
    y-ddraig-arian liked this · 6 days ago
  • littlegrayram
    littlegrayram reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • the-vultus-system
    the-vultus-system reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • the-vultus-system
    the-vultus-system liked this · 6 days ago
  • formlessdemi
    formlessdemi reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • solar-lombax
    solar-lombax reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • asweetersapphic
    asweetersapphic liked this · 6 days ago
  • thr4shit
    thr4shit liked this · 6 days ago
  • m1ntm0nt
    m1ntm0nt reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • delusionalpockets
    delusionalpockets reblogged this · 6 days ago
  • delusionalpockets
    delusionalpockets liked this · 6 days ago
  • dartboardferret
    dartboardferret liked this · 6 days ago
instantkittentree - There is nothing to see
There is nothing to see

50 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags