Tweet Reads: “White Privilege Doesn’t Mean Your Life Hasn’t Been Hard, It Just Means The Color

SINCE WHEN IS THAT STUPID SLUG FROM STAR WARS TRENDING IS THIS WHAT I WAKE UP TO?!

you know what I could also use??? some a-grade star wars fanfics I will take anything you give me I’m so ungodly bored right now and need something to read

APPARENTLY QUEEN ELIZABETH IS DEAD??? IS THIS HOW I WAKE UP ON THIS THURSDAY MORNING?!!? someone shoot Charles I know nothing about British politics but something about that man's face,,,,,it's giving corpse

As a writer who’s gotten both of these comments, the later two by FAR want me to keep writing more. They make me smile. I laugh, I giggle, I get those weird butterflies of happiness (gross). Guys it takes literally five seconds, and the author will MOST LIKELY respond or at least get a kick out of your humor

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

I just finished the newest episode

Small memories

You’re standing in line for basketball during lunch with your best friend of six months when it happens.

The most popular boy in school calls her a word you don’t know in one breath and then says, “You’re on my team.”

She’s been waiting for nearly an hour to get called into play.. She turns on her heel and marches out of line. “I don’t want to play with you.”

You scramble after her, confused. “What? What did he say?”

She doesn’t answer you. She looks like she has a fever, eyes glassy and face flushed as she stomps up to the teacher on duty.

“Oh,” the teacher says, “Oh, he didn’t mean it. He just heard someone else say that and wants to sound cool.”

“But he called me a name,” she says. “We aren’t allowed to call people names.”

“He didn’t mean it,” the teacher repeats. “I promise.”

Your friend’s eyes aren’t glassy now. They’re very, very sharp. “Okay. He’s a fucking dickhead.”

“We do not use that language,” the teacher says. “Two wrongs don’t make a right.”

“I didn’t mean it,” she says.

The teacher’s jaw clenches. “Yes, you did.  You’ve lost free time this week.”

“Does he?” she asks.

The teacher refuses to answer and pulls out the penalty notebook to write down your friend’s name.

You don’t know what’s happening, but you know that something’s gone very wrong here. You say, “You’re fucking up, teacher.” Then, when the teacher gapes at you, “What does fuck mean?”

It is the first time you get detention, on a different day than your friend.

Dave Filoni could’ve stabbed me to death and it would’ve hurt less I’m suing for emotional damages and you can’t stop me 

shrieking AND screaming LOOK AT HIM GO OBI-WAN YOU ARE MY MENTAL-HEALTH’S ONLY HOPE

This is going to fucking suck but I will not do my enemies’ work for them. I will not just roll over and fucking die.

graphics teacher quote pt. 3 I ran into the lab and told her someone was on the phone and she walked past me and goes “I haven’t had tequila in so long” and honestly??? a whole mood