Intentionallyuninvited

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

send me the chubbiest kitten

quite possibly i can’t really remember

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I’ll start:

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

I’m so confused

So. York or Lancaster?

What

Um… uhhh…. Henry won?

Yea *how do I answer that question*

did....your name change or am I imagining things

Oh yes I did change it

The real question is

Frik I can’t think of a real question

*a soft bird lands on your shoulder*

please take a moment right now and eat !!! ❤❤❤

Well I mean

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

it’s coming

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