Stay Safe

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

Shit Slytherins Say: #204

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

i was thinking of Tom Hiddleston

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

*a soft bird lands on your shoulder*

please take a moment right now and eat !!! ❤❤❤