Intentionallyuninvited

Blazing Stars

i’m afraid of heights and the ocean.

i don’t like heights because it makes me uncomfortable and i always feel like i might fall

i don’t like the ocean because there could be something lurking behind me and bite me or i could drown :)

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

Y'all. This is a fucking global emergency.

Some quick facts:

The Amazon rainforest is responsible for 20% of the world's oxygen.

It's home to numerous species of wildlife.

It is referred to as the lungs of the Earth.

And it's been burning for weeks, and no one is talking about it.

What is happening right now is an emergency that should be concerning all of us. The air we breath is at stake. This isn't exaggerating. Our lungs are destroyed as we speak and we are only just finding out.

This is our future. Are you upset about Spiderman? Same. Were you sad over Notre Dame? Same. But this is so much more important.

SPEAK UP. GET THIS KNOWN. Even if you can't do anything else, at least raise awareness to put some pressure out there on those who can do something. OUR HOME IS AT STAKE. The skies in Sao Paolo turned black. We are losing our most valued rainforest. WE CANNOT JUST SIT BACK.

This photo kind of reminds me of the time I saw a photo of Dora without her hair and eyebrows

Yea *how do I answer that question*

did....your name change or am I imagining things

Oh yes I did change it

The real question is

Frik I can’t think of a real question

When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.

im what the kids call

sleep deprived

finally i get to move elsewhere

can y’all believe tomorrow is the last day of the united states of america :/

tall people if you’re truly an ally to those under 5”5 please start redistributing your height amongst us. you’re hoarding all those feet and inches and quite frankly it’s selfish. i don’t know what the top shelf looks like

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance