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actually guys

Tam, you've brought me great agony through the crayon post. Please, end the people who say Cran, and also that guy who brought up car-a-mel as if it were the incorrect pronunciation. They've hurt my soul with their stupidity.

Biggest apologies sammy san

I'll try but i cant guarantee the interactions will stop. Are u willing to accept that challenge? If so pls sign the form *places pen and contract in front of u*

Also i agree. Its cray-on and care-a-mel cmon ppl this is like the gif jif situation again

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

okay but serious question if mike wazowski were to draw on an eyebrow which way would be the beginning of the eyebrow and which way would be the end of the eyebrow

finally i get to move elsewhere

can y’all believe tomorrow is the last day of the united states of america :/

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.

cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

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