John Mulaney Has Struck Again.

i was thinking of Tom Hiddleston

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

Feel then power

Anthur

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

anybody else here not good at anything

petition to rename the outside world the ‘outernet’