I Had To Do It.

yeah i'm gonna take ➡️ my horse🐴 to the pink 🩷 pony 🎠 club i'm gonna keep on dancin 💃🕺 till i can't no more 💀

the PHM brainrot has consumed me.

every time i see a large collection of books i will examine it to see if Project Hail Mary is there. when an article or something mentions Ryan Gosling i immediately check if the upcoming PHM movie adaptation is mentioned. i have recommended this book to anyone who will listen. rocky literally lives in my head rent free. he hates soda water because apparently it's just regular water but with bonus Pain

i designed a PHM cover in Keynote because graphic design is my passion

Grace is actually so yellow-coded. I mean it makes sense if you think about it; yellow can represent:

cowardice, one of Grace's main character flaws

stars and the sun

joy, curiosity and happiness, which fits his personality

hope (a key theme in the book)

and it is on the book cover! oughh colour symbolism my beloved <33

Grace: *exists*

The costumers, apparently: we are going to create a character that is so yellow-coded

oh i'm sorry, you want me to SLEEP? as in, the thing that killed yao and ilyukhina?

this is how I feel about kids' games. samey neon 3D art and clickbaity drama be damned I could give Gen Alpha something with Story and Heart

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

you're not a REAL audiophile until you have blood running down your torso and stomach at AT LEAST 44.1kHz

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

apple ecosystem call that the garden of eden

the urge to design a logo for a Vietnamese space agency that only exists within the bounds of the PHM fanfic you're ""writing"" (read: Vaguely Thinking About) and will likely never show up on the fic itself

being knowledgeable about anything but maths is wild because i can explain the causes and effects of the Chernobyl disaster, read frequency response graphs, write comprehensive essays in hours and have an extensive Obsidian notetaking setup but god forbid i see a Number