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snurderer

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Hi I've been stranded on Mars for about the equivalent of 1 Earth week and my crew probably thinks I'm dead by now. It's really boring up here. Is Poob available in space? I have access to a computer but if that doesn't work I plan to dig up and refurbish a rover.

Poob is available in all planets, moons, and dimensions!

i designed a PHM cover in Keynote because graphic design is my passion

Once again mourning the fact that I’ll never be Uyen Ninh and German Boyfriend

god forbid writers do anything

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

you'd think that people in the Alan Walker Cinematic Universe would be a little more skeptical. but instead they're like "oh they're funding the archaeological excavations!! they're collaborating with the US Government to rebuild humanity after the solar storm, they can't be that bad!!1!"

mate: they're literally called Red Nexus

that's like the most evil-corporation-sounding name of all time.

"yeah after my major, history-rewriting archaeological discoveries i will be taking funding from the Evil Science Laboratory that does Unethical Experiments (and also held my old professor in captivity)"

- Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged

and guess when they were founded??

in nineteen-eighty-fucking-four -- year of our lord Jor Jor Wel!!! wake UP sheeple they're going to brainwash you all (and do other bad things presumably)

the fandom may be small, but within me i have 1000 people worth of autistic special interest and each one of them is writing their own AO3 fics (like those infinite monkeys with the typewriters)

thank you lemon of snicket for permanently altering my writing style

(finishes intro to fic and posts it to AO3) EVERYTHING IS AMAZING I LOVE LIFE YIPEE

(one hour passes) hmm I should be banned from language

oh i'm sorry, you want me to SLEEP? as in, the thing that killed yao and ilyukhina?