8 Hours Of Sleep? 2-day Weekends?? Not. Enough. I Need To Be Put In A Medically-induced Coma For Roughly

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

you're not a REAL audiophile until you have blood running down your torso and stomach at AT LEAST 44.1kHz

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

i have several Obsidians, some of which have hundreds of pages, but have never actually posted anything. perhaps this is my Ao3 Author's Curse

hello writers.

being knowledgeable about anything but maths is wild because i can explain the causes and effects of the Chernobyl disaster, read frequency response graphs, write comprehensive essays in hours and have an extensive Obsidian notetaking setup but god forbid i see a Number

i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.

as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.

I just finished the first chapter of my Project Hail Mary fairytale AU! It's only about 700-800 words rn but this is something I've been working really hard on and I'm really proud of it :)

talked to myself a while ago; accidentally called traditional art "acoustic" art

:3

Hi I've been stranded on Mars for about the equivalent of 1 Earth week and my crew probably thinks I'm dead by now. It's really boring up here. Is Poob available in space? I have access to a computer but if that doesn't work I plan to dig up and refurbish a rover.

Poob is available in all planets, moons, and dimensions!

the PHM brainrot has consumed me.

every time i see a large collection of books i will examine it to see if Project Hail Mary is there. when an article or something mentions Ryan Gosling i immediately check if the upcoming PHM movie adaptation is mentioned. i have recommended this book to anyone who will listen. rocky literally lives in my head rent free. he hates soda water because apparently it's just regular water but with bonus Pain