Cue Csi Theme Song’s YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Winston the cowardly scientist

*Mei is petting a baby Winston on her lap* Junkrat: hey why aren't I getting some of that petting action? Mei: Because baby Winston has been a good boy. Junkrat: hmph. Stupid Scientist. You made me look bad! *Junkrat takes out reaper's mask from his pockets* Junkrat: Booga Booga Booga! B. Winston: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh *Mei take out a rolling pin and whacks Junkrat in the head* Junkrat: Ow! What did 'I' do?!

Un-INTJ of me

I love Love. I don’t like reading books. But I prefer to read books more than ebooks. I like it when girls touch me. Especially the hot and nice ones I still use Physical Attraction as a required parameter to be satisfied when deciding on whom I want to be my gf/ waifu. I like watching romance comedies I learned the arts of acting and making people laugh when I was younger. I love singing, drawing and dancing. Even if I’m a terrible dancer I don’t have a world domination plan… Anymore. I like shipping characters from shows, movies, anime, cartoon, comics, manga, games, etc

Oh Occhako. Don't you know?

You're making Kacchan angrier... 😏🤣

time sure does fly by

This pleases me.

Myers Briggs types as chess pieces

You said you wanted fries with that burger

Well of course they won't say it. Pacifica paid Dipper to not to

This is what completing Pacifica’s quest will get you. (“They won’t say their in love…”)

S76: Medic! This weird ninja guy is dying! Heal him quick! Mercy: But Commander Morrison-- S76: --And Stop calling me "Butt Commander"!

I am a typical INTJ so of course I had to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon.

Predictive Text Meme

I am a typical <insert your MBTI> so of course I <predictive text until a full sentence>.

Mod Contra:

I am a typical ENFP so of course I think I’m going to be a good friend.

Please Believe me...

INFP: hey, ENFP. you love INTJ, don't you?

ENFP: What?! No! I LOVE EVERYONE!!

ENFP: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*

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INFP: hey, INTJ, you love ENFP, don't you?

INTJ: What?! No! I HATE EVERYONE!!

INTJ: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*

Blackwatch: Dad Gabriel

Gabriel: ...And I don't want to see you talking to anyone of my fucking family, ever again!

Jesse: hehe. Dad said the F word.

Genji: hehe. Family.