Penguin Salesman?

If Only....

Marinette: *Sigh* if only Adrien would show his love for me the same way Chat Noir does for Ladybug.

Adrien: *Sigh* if only Ladybug would fall for me the same way Marinette did for Chat Noir.

Tiki and Plagg: *Facepalm*

Fandom: *Facepalm*

Me: I CANT EVEN!! THESE DUMBASS KIDS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME!!

Not sure if these two are INTJ and ENFP. But they're pretty close

These are under appreciated

Nosy Qs- 3, 12, 19, 21

3. I do not smoke12. NGSB19. I usually plan three steps ahead for every event in my life. Majority of the time, I follow through my plans. That's why I get upset sometimes if things don't go the way I planned it. It's a bit childish in hindsight.21. I like the fact that I have this sort of methodology to almost everything, even in socializing and getting to know people. And I like it when people ask about the logic behind my methodologies. It kinda feels like their interested in how I think and function as a human being.

S76: Medic! This weird ninja guy is dying! Heal him quick! Mercy: But Commander Morrison-- S76: --And Stop calling me "Butt Commander"!

Stop scrolling for a second

Please consider the best girls

Thank you, you may now proceed

On Time...

ENTJ: I'm very disappointed in everyone. Only a few people came on time today.

ENTJ: alright, raise your hand if you didn't arrive on time.

INTJ: *quietly raised hand along with everyone who were late*

ENTJ: The hell, INTJ? You weren't late. You were the early bird for crying out loud.

INTJ: By definition, being early makes me NOT on time.

Reblogging for future purposes

So you want to make an OC?: A Masterpost of Ways to Create, Develop, and Make Good OCs!

i made this masterpost in hopes that it helps you in making your own OCs ah;; it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! if you’d like to add more resources then go for it sugar pea (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

basic tips on how to make your oc even better

tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great

writing specific characters

a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character

kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

how to actually make an OC

Q&A (to develop characters)

more Q&As

giving your character a backstory

how to write an attractive character

Diversity

adding more racial diversity

avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it

writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)

masterpost on writing more diversity into your story

cultures of the world

guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Test to see if your character is a Sue

Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus

Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

villain generator

need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam

villain archetypes

what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)

how to write strong relationships between two characters

8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others

OCxLove Interest Handbook 

develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!

how to write realistic relationships

how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

12 common archetypes

8 archetypes for male/female characters

female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)

a list of archetypes

NAMES

how to name your character

random name generator

most common surnames

surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

tips for better design

basic appearance generator

pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)

clothing ref masterpost

DETAILS

give your character better powers

a list of professions

proactive vs reactive characters

positive and negative traits

interest generator

skills generator

motivation generator

123 ideas for character flaws

list of phobias

again, this is to help inspire you or help establish your OCs! i hope you get a lot of info and help from this ahh ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Understatement.

T.T

Code Name Teenager Next Door

Snake76 strikes again

Snake76: We meet again, Psycho Mantis!

Zenyatta: Why hello, Jack.

Snake76: Dammit! He’s  already started his mind reading!

Zenyatta: ... Have you been playing Metal Gear again?

Snake76: STOP READING MY MIND, PSYCHO MANTIS!!