Remember To Send Some Local Jerks In There To Keep Them All Well Fed And Take Them On Night Walks For

i am romantically in love with your Tango design btw

SAGEMGKAmk man yeah you guys seem to REALLY like my tango judging by the amount of people calling him babygirl in my notifs. here take a bonus silly redstone man as a token of appreciation.

part 3 of my bullshit :)

i love tumblr. it's like the hoarding website. im not reblogging things to show people, im reblogging things like i'm putting rocks in my pockets to take home and put with my other rocks. sometimes ill give a rock to a mutual. sometimes ill find the same rock a few times. sometimes i write stuff on the rocks.

Ask and ye shall receive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37978768/chapters/94855084

Empires SMP au where Scott is vampire!Scott from alsmp and he and Xornoth are evil siblings that commit crimes together

as someone with a younger sibling who also watches empires we think is is %100 accurate and i will be calling them a small damaged egg

“do you think im a small damaged egg?”

“i think you came from a small damaged egg. It would explain a lot”

damn they rlly have the sibling thing down already huh.

I, for one, can’t wait for a game theory on Empires SMP because there is just

No line between fan theory and canon, Scott scrolls through tumblr with his morning coffee and picks which of us he’s gonna validate, it’s a very high honor actually

Vehicular Manslaughter, in what vehicle.

Whenever Grian's participating in a conflict against Doc, he'll search up nonsense like 'How to piss of a German' and proceed to go read through it and begin to check off certain acts like it's a to-do list. Doc is so. so close to chucking this man in a ravine. ~🍿

…don’t be giving me ideas now

So, redstone is toxic and radioactive and requires ppe. That's pretty standard stuff. Which hermits follow guidelines is less standard stuff. So here is a non comprehensive list because as someone who has put uranium in my mouth, I'm qualified to talk on this. Please let me know who I'm forgetting if I forget anyone!

(I'm kinda treating this like resin or something, it's safe enough that people have it in their houses but you don't want to mess with it without gear, not like actual radiation. It's only radioactive if consumed or absorbed in some way)

Tangotek: 10/10, has a gas mask he wears when handing it, keeps all his skin covered, properly washes all materials and disposes is everything correctly

Keralis: does not work with redstone but when he does he is suited up, he's not getting irradiated today, no siree 10/10

Cub: proper mask, gloves and fully covered skin, he's up there with hermits with braincells, 9/10

Pearl: 10/10, she's very safe with redstone

Xisuma: 10/10, he can't inhale it if he tried, he doesn't have lungs his face is a television and he is a robot.

Zedaph: 10/10, full goggles and gas mask and proper protection, this is how you do it people

Impulse: he doesn't fully cover his skin but otherwise he is very well protected 9/10

Gem: 9/10, doesn't fully cover her skin but pants that cover deer legs are hard to find so she gets a pass.

Stress: 8/10, she slips up sometimes and will push up her goggles to rub her eyes but she's pretty safe!

Ren: 8/10, anyone looks like an angel next to doc. 2 points are docked for sheer amount of time spent near doc. Doc is a walking hazard.

Tfc: he's careful enough around redstone but he forgets goggles or gloves or something from time to time, 8/10

Iskall: 7/10, remembers to wear a mask and eye protection but forgets gloves often

Grian: wears a mask and gloves but doesn't cover his eyes and has dragged it around with his feathers on accident 6/10

Etho: 4/10. This man wears a mask. That is it. You are lucky if he hasn't rubbed it into his bad eye yet today.

Bdubs: 3/10, doesn't wear gloves or eye protection, accidentally rubs it into his eyes sometimes, does wear a mask to prevent inhalation.

False: 3/10 she handles it without a mask or eye protection and inhales it on the regular but she wears gloves.

Hypno: 3/10, covers his face with like, a cloth mask and nothing else.

Xb: 2/10, only wears gloves. Just gloves. No other protection.

Cleo: 2/10, while she can't be irradiated because she's already dead, she's setting a bad example

Joe: 2/10 he got redstone in his hair and in his food and accidentally poisoned himself and poured water on his redstone.

Scar: 2/10 he has never worn PPE ever and isn't going to start now, but he doesn't do redstone very often because he can just do magic.

Ijevin: 1/10, redstone gets stuck in and on him. He is a walking hazard. Can't get irradiated though.

Doc: 0/10 being a creeper does not protect you from radiation. Works with redstone shirtless. Rubbed it into his eyes. Has it in his body.

Mumbo: -12736462763/10 he eats redstone

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?