Zuko has the Perry Platypus effect but it’s based on how he wears his hair. When he wears it in an updo, he’s the respected and honorable Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation. Once he lets his hair down though, he is unrecognizable as the leader of a whole country and becomes Lee with The Good Tea.
It’s led to some fun moments in the palace where Zuko is relaxing by the turtleduck pond and some ambassador finds him and exclaims “What’s Lee from the Tea Shop Doing Here?!” then Zuko puts his hair up real quick and the ambassador goes “Firelord Zuko?!”
Zuko will be visiting Uncle Iroh at the shop and helping out with his hair in a topknot and customers are like “Firelord Zuko! What are you doing working in a tea shop?” then he lets his hair down and they go “Oh, it’s Lee! How’s it going?! Where have you been these past months?”
This happens every time without fail. This is also the reason why people are confused about which man Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe is actually dating. He has been spotted with both Lee With The Good Tea and Firelord Zuko, people are making bets. There might already be a theater production in place about this intense love triangle.
A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.
Wow.
This is my favorite aesthetic but unfortunately I’m broke
I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion
Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival
hi uh this is just a psa
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
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New headcanon: When Merlin isn’t busy serving Arthur or helping Gaius or saving all of Camelot, Merlin likes to settle down and play music.
I bet Arthur walked in on Merlin playing one day and laughed and called him a girl, but secretly thought Merlin was really good at it.
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Just in case this has switched to being the unpopular take- still very much in support of burning down police stations
Does anyone else just imagine your in a world where you switch bodies with your soulmate for a day or smth and just imagine your someone else seeing yourself for the first time and just being like wow my soulmates not that bad looking or just trying to look at everything with eyes that haven’t seen it before?
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2021 is 2020 in beaglepuss
They/them, bisexual, random things will be posted, you will be disappointed, bnha
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