How I Think Dionysus Views Nico

BNHA Y/N incorrect quotes cause im bored

Kirishima: Have you been yelled at by Y/N yet?

Bakugou: I’m not scared of Y/N.

Kirishima: So, no?

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Y/N: In the name of the Father, son, and Holy ghost

Kaminari: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes

Y/N: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!

Y/N and Kaminari: Hey Macarena!

1-A: GO TO SLEEP

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Bakugou: I’ve sent good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s no way you can stop them.

Y/N:…..This is the most violent way I’ve been cheered up.

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Y/N: What’s the fear of being murdered called?

Bakugou: …….. common sense.

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Y/N: I wanna give you the world, but I only have, like, 200 yen.

Sero: Come here.

Y/N: *comes closer*

Sero: *hugs you*

Sero: I don’t have any cash on me yet I have the whole world in my arms right now.

Y/N: B R U H 

Sero: Bruh.

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Todoroki: How do you want your coffee?

Tokoyami: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Y/N: One glass of milk coming right up!

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Y/N: *t-posing in the dorms* Good morning, parental figure.

Aizawa: Good morning, problem child.

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Y/N: *does something stupid*

Bakugou: Great. I needed another reason to be attracted to you.

Y/N: …what?

Bakugou: ANNOYED! I SAID ANNOYED!

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Y/N: Okay. I have this box. We are going to put what makes us happy into this box.

Ochaco: Can I put Izuku in the box?

Y/N: No. 

Ilda: Can we put Midoriya in the box?

Y/N: …No.

Todoroki: Can I-

Y/N: WE’RE NOT PUTTING DEKU IN THE BOX!

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Kaminari: It’s really muggy today.

Y/N: If I go outside and see all our mugs on the lawn, I will kill you.

Kaminari: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I’m losing”

Y/N: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.

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(i HAVE to add this one)

Canon Izuku: Alright, villain me. Time for you to be defeated once and for all-

Villain Deku: wait wait wait

Villain Deku: I’m baby

Canon Izuku: what does that even mean

Fandom: you can’t do that

Canon Izuku: WHAT

Fandom: he’s baby, you can’t just do that

Canon Izuku: but he’s a villain-

Fandom: well he’s baby so

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Y/N:  So Denki just texted me

Y/N:  and he says, “so, don’t be worried but I did this stupid thing”

Y/N:  And I’m worried cause I already know that he’s a dumbass and has no self control

Y/N:  and he tells me, “so i got high and did this thing”

Y/N:  and I’m panicking even more

Y/N:  and he finally tells me,

Y/N:  “I bought a 900 dollar wheel of cheese from France. It should be arriving next week.”

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Y/N: *on the phone* hey, babe. Can you come over?

Bakugou: No, I’m grounded.

Y/N: What the hell are you grounded?

Bakugou: My mom said “son of a bitch” and I yelled HELL YEAH I AM

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Y/N: *wearing Ilda’s glasses* How do I look?

Ilda: I have no idea.

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Y/N: Aizawa just took the wheels from our heelyz. I feel like Lucifer dtripped of his wings.

Sero: I have to walk down the halls like a common wench and I am livid.

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Bakugou: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop

Y/N: What?

Bakugou: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Y/N: I love you

Bakugou:

Y/N:

Y/N: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

Bakugou: I fucking knew it

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Tokoyami: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be ‘cool’. They’re all posers

Y/N: Tokoyami, I cannot stress this enough. We are at Nighteye’s funeral

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Y/N: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?

Midoriya Izuku: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category.

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Kaminari: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Bakugou: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Y/N: If.

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Y/N: Oh look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means.

Todoroki: Y/N, that isn’t mistletoe.

Todoroki, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were flirting with me.

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(*WHEEZE* XD)

Shouto: *singing* I’m just like you

Zuko: *echoing* I’m just like you

Shouto: you’re just like me

Zuko: *echoing* you’re just like me

Shouto & Zuko: *holding hands* it’s something anyone can see

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*Kirishima playing with Y/N’s hair*

Y/N: Stop it Kirishima, you’re ruining my reputation.

Kirishima: Then get off my lap.

Y/N: no

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Bakugou: Your existence is confusing.

Y/N: How so?

Bakugou: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Y/N: I will now torture you.

Dabi: [raises an eyebrow, smirking] Kinky.

Y/N: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Dabi: [tensing up] Wait…

Y/N: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for.

Dabi: [backing away] No.

Y/n: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Dabi: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!

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Y/N: Bakugou has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Kirishima: That can’t be true!

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Hey Bakubabe, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Bakugou: [yeets self out the window]

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Ashido: *Sighs*

Y/N: You bored?

Ashido: Yeah.

Y/N: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Ashido: Thought you’d never ask

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Midoriya: I… I think I have a crush on Todoroki.

Y/N: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.

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Bakugou: I HATE YOU, DEKU!!

Midoriya: Yeah? WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!

[An hour later]

Bakugou, crying to Y/N: H-He wasn’t supposed to say it back!!

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(XD REEEEE)

Shigaraki: Goodnight.

Spinner: Goodnight.

Mr Compress: Sleep tight.

Toga: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Magne: Tonight.

Twice: Imma fight.

Toga: Til we see the sunlight.

Magne: Tik tok.

Twice: On the clock.

Toga: But the party don’t stop-

Dabi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Y/N: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.

Bakugou: Out of anger.

Toriel: "This is my child! they/them if you will. Mostly non-verbal and immensely creepy!. Aren't they Halloweeny? I think they would be a perfect fit! I see them practicing in their room all the time!"

A Halloween horror house attraction worker hums and walks a couple of circles around Kris.

??????: "hmmmm.....yes. Werewolf!"

Kris poses like they're a werewolf mid transformation.

??????: "Zombie!"

Kris quickly switches to a staggering zombie pose.

??????: "Possession victim"

Kris inhumanly bends backwards making a screeching sound.

??????: "PERFECT!!! your child is very creepy! they have the job!"

Kris visibly fighting the player's control in the school hallway. Jerking all over the place and holding their own limbs from moving. Their knees buckle and they fall flat on their face now fighting the player trying to get up.

Kris: "nnughh! uughh! uughh no! ruhh stop it"

Berdly: "Kris what on earth are-"

Kris: "shut up chicken strips UGHHH!"

They flip over on their back starting to stand up while bending backwards like the grudge.

more nagisa harem content bcs why not

vol. 1

Dabi: My name is Dabi. The imbecile about to puke is my boss, Shigaraki. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

Is it a critical hit if your trans?