This Would Be Awsome

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you

Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.

Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.

Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…

[mimes explosion]

Kris: Hello? 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Ralsei and I need to be arrested.

911 operator: Kris, we've talked about this

Ralsei: You three are my best friends! You're the best thing that ever happened to me!

Kris:

Susie:

Lancer:

Kris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?

Susie: I'm starting to feel really sorry for you, Ralsei.

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Annoying friends my beloved :}

Susie is injured and cannot fight any longer. She grabs Kris by the shoulders and gives them a little shake. Ralsei goes down hard next to them.

Susie: "Kris! Kris now would be a good time to get all possessed and hallow!"

Ralsei: "Susie no! we can solve this without hurting anyone!"

Susie: "screw that goat boy we need to end this now before one of us dies!"

Susie looks back to Kris to find them lifting their head with no expression at all. They draw their sword and Susie grabs them by the back of the neck and pushes them towards the target.

Susie: "good! good! now KILL"

time travel merthur fics

- once and future by taketheshot

- a glimpse into the future by fahrenheitlove

- golden age by supercalvin

- unweave a rainbow by midnightlefay

- we’ll be a fine line (we’ll be alright) by merlinemrys (divineauthor)

- not our first time around by seravia

- time, mystical time by andiwriteordie

- i stepped out of time and landed in your lap by surrenderdammit

- the prick of a finger in exchange for a rose by 3ckster

- let’s do the time warp (hopefully not again) by justalittleobsessed

- long live the king, the priestess and the warlock

- time and time again by deansbrokenheart

- déjà vu by elirwen

- the time warp by p_peaches

- time’s arrow by schweet_heart (series)

- if i’d only known by albusgellertalways

- did i ever tell you that i have a quilt named wilt? by katasstrobee

- restart by plant_night

- albion: does not compute (plutonia’s birthday bash round robin) by little_dhampir, moonflower999, nebula5030, orphan_account

- stranded by fluffssnowflake (theyneeddrying)

- merlin is almost wise by lindsey_kkay

- past imperfect by thehoyden

- no more fucks to give by merlioske

- truthful dreams by scatteredmerlin

- would you wait for me by noel803

Kris making a god awful choking sound as they try to swallow something.

Noelle: “oh my god! Oh my- Susie!! Susie their choking!”

Susie quickly rushes over and smacks Kris on the back causing it to dislodge and fly out of Kris’s mouth. A handful of pebbles skitter across the ground.

Noelle: “.....are those.....are those rocks?....”

Kris lifting their head so one of their classic bone chilling speaking out through the hair looks is going on like some horror movie. They look right into Noelle’s eyes.

Kris: “dinosaurs swallowed rocks to aid in digestion”

Noelle: “but your not a dinosaur...”

Kris starts running at Noelle. She screams and scrambles away.

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