Ir3ssa - Ir3ssa

i dont get a lot of mouthwashing stuff on my feed but ive seen NOBODY talk about how Anya looks like Shelley Duvall. am i the only one on this😓

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

guys i NEED the milkman from TNMN so bad. doppelganger or not i must DEVOUR him

reblog if you want to do the most diabolical, down horrendous, back breaking things to him.

or if you like cake.

I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO COLONISE MY PUSSY (i choked while writing this)

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Ray is cat

lowkey getting into hazbin hotel again

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THERE IS GONNA BE A SECOND SEASON OF ARTFUL DODGER HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED ‼️