the weird thing about being on the aroace spectrum is that i will be willing to eat pussy like its my last meal but istg if that mf tries kissing me i will start swinging
WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THERE IS GONNA BE A SECOND SEASON OF ARTFUL DODGER HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED ‼️
love the iconic duo of a psychopathic/schizophrenic individual and the colleague he's jealous of who he hurted and ended up regretting then had a mental breakdown about it
Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
don't ever put me in a room with this man. he's coming out PREGNANT
if i had a nickel for every time robert sheehan played an immortal character (who can see dead people) who was both buried alive and attempted an escape by running down a bowling lane id have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice
Some crusty 3D Jeff the Killers for whatever you want that nobody in particular asked for i just thought he'd be funny as his own gif F2U with credit (in any way it can even be tiny if you were to use this silly thing), likes and reblogs appreciated but not necessary! If you use it would love to see what u use it for so feel free to msg or tag me!!!!!!!!!!! :D
chat i forgor how to draw help ALSO WHY DID I MAKE THE TOUNGE RED? ITS MEANT TO BE BLACK😭
if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him
Bath and Body(works?)
(sorry I haven’t been posting I got a job…)