“I’m A Demi Girl!” “I’m A Demi Boy!” “I’m A Trans Guy!” I’m A Trans Girl!” Okay???

Me when I see my little princesses 🥰😍 (They are full grown men and most of them are mentally ill and would probably kill me if I got near. The others aren't even human 💀)

OH HOW I LOVE YOU DISNEY PLUS🙏

Bath and Body(works?)

(sorry I haven’t been posting I got a job…)

He is THE King (and the father)

rory culkin nose porn

Fatui! Scaramouche x fem reader NSFW headcanons

CW: nsfw, degrading, cock warming, bondage, choking, knife play, dumbification, edging, overstimulation

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you sit on his cock while he does his paperwork keeping one arm on your hip to stop you moving.

Fatui! Scaramouche who gets annoyed with your whining and wiggling so he puts a gag on you and ties you up so tight you start to lose blood circulation.

"i swear on The Tsaritsa if you fucking move one more time im gonna leave you tied up on the floor and watch your gaping pussy beg for me"

Fatui! Scaramouche who bends you over his desk and makes a mess of his paperwork, getting your juices all over it (totally your fault not his) and punishes you for it

"Look what you've done. Fucking slut making a mess for a little pleasure? Archons you really are worthless."

"I-im sorry, it won't happen again" you tried to plead with him but it fell into deaf ears. He flips you onto your back and shoves his cock into your pussy.

Fatui! Scaramouche who keeps his hands around your throat to watch your face go red to blue trying to let out blocked moans as he pounds into you.

Fatui! Scaramouche who grabs a pocket knife and carves his name on your thighs so you know your his and his only.

"you're mine. all for me. you understand that?" sharp pains go through your thighs. you can feel the blood trickle down. you nod at him while trying to hold back desperate moans.

"i want words princess"

Fatui! Scaramouche who fucks your brains out until your babbling Incomprehensible words. trying to beg for more but Scaramouche can't understand what you're saying so how is he meant to know what you want!

Fatui! Scaramouche who wants everyone to hear you so they know who you belong to and how good he makes you feel.

"dont hold back your moans. dont you want everyone to know how much of a slut you are for me? how you take my cock so so well?"

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you worship him as if he was your god and makes sure you know he is the only being in teyvat the can make you cum.

Fatui! Scaramouche who abuses your mouth with his cock until you're drooling and chocking on it. even then he isn't stopping.

"cmon darling, you're doing so good. keep gagging on my cock like that yea? i will make all your holes the shape of me. such a perfect cum dump"

Fatui! Scaramouche who doesn't let you cum until he says so. if you even dare to cum before that you're in for a long night, maybe even days. (you're NOT coming out of that room without red hand prints spread across your ass)

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you cum 5 times without him even coming close. he wont stop until he is satisfied even if that means having other fatui members walk in and witness the true beauty of what makes you stay.

Fatui! Scaramouche who cleans you up and sends you back to your office. you prayed there was no rules about harbingers not being allowed to fuck each other.

prob ooc but oh well🗣️

Yes, I have a type. Yes, they’re fictional. Yes, they’re usually crazy. Yes, they have killed/still kill. So what?

Nothing will change my mind that they all give baby girl vibes

if i had a nickel for every time robert sheehan played an immortal character (who can see dead people) who was both buried alive and attempted an escape by running down a bowling lane id have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

we won