Bob: *seductively Takes Off His Glasses*

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

You're telling me THIS reader is seeing through an omniscient viewpoint?

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philza complaining about the kids…

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🍚🚽🛍️🛒ㅤ. . ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ blue period locks+homescreen.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlike or reblog, don't repost!

stranger things social media au [ pt 3 / ? ]

Evangelion characters as texts

TMA AU in which the s1 archival team are a bunch of kids in a mentoring program with the institute and gets Gertrude and her archival team as their mentors. It’s all fun and games until murder mystery shenanigans ensues 🤷 🔪

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”