Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*
Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*
Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question
Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*
*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*
~Flashback~
Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*
Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!
Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her
The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..
Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress
~flashback ends~
Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …
Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?
Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic
Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~
Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father
Omg! I never knew you were into Moirana! Aaaa i love that ship!
Honestly, we are into everything ahah
abandon all hope
(hi it’s been so long since i’ve updated that i’d be remiss to not add a link to the the rest of the comic lol aight peace)
Damn it, Ren…
idk about your headcanons, but mine is that Kylo Ren is a biter.
venom booping eddie’s nose when they first talk face to face reblog if u agree
The Good Teacher
Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful
Also...these panels
practicing with reference. Yiikes…..
sorry for the sin everybody
“Kriff. I need a moment.”
“Should I let you up?”
“No… I just- I forgot how big you are.”
“Size queen.”
“Careful Ren, or I may decide I haven’t missed your cock after all.”
for the anon who wants to see Ren with Anakin (now that both are ghosts)
What's your sexuality
stupid