DONT Use Glasses, Youll Become Dependent On Them To See!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

Oitermelon

give a girl 48 hours without her shitty music and she'll fix her headphones herself

Baba IS you yes cuz baba a black sheep and that is NOT a black sheep

i bet that thing doesn't even have 3 bags of wool

the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

walking away from the cambrian explosion and making sure not to look back at it so its all badass

whenever i come across this i always wonder did he say Monday to sound more like bundy or bundy to sound more like monday

me asf every time my family asks me where something is

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