Uh, Funny Story, So I Um, Got Kicked Out By My Mother The Other Day, And Now I've Been On The Streets,

I wish I could drink water. But alas, parents.

Morning, my lovelies!!!

Drink some water, get something in your belly!

don't do that, but fr fr

at this point if no Sam cameo in Thunderbolts I am jumping outta the window

saying something really weird in normal conversation with someone i barely know

runaway bride after she murders groom

Tell me what’s going on here (wrong answers only)

Sebastian this, Anthony that. Are we going to ignore their real characters? Is it just me who loves their designs? Just look at them go!

(No hate to the actors though, just needed to show those two off a bit, shout-out to Alpine)

well he doesn't have that much of a knack with it in the mcu; but me too

I want romance for bucky

Youre getting this for your birthday

…..

I’m getting you this then

my kinda reaction

Some days I wake up and find myself angry all over again that 6 years ago, marvel gave us an entire 3 hour follow up to what was a 2 and a half hour film, both filled to the absolute brim of content that suggested a increasingly familial relationship building between Tony and Peter, to literally have Peter paralleled to his own daughter in endgame, to have Tony risk his life going back in time to bring Peter back, to give us the most wonderful and heartbreaking reunion. Only to FUCKING KILL TONY OFF BEFORE THEY HAVE A NORMAL FUCKING CONVERSATION THAT ISNT MID BATTLE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME. WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED AFTER. THERE WAS SO MUCH BUILT UP POTENTIAL AND THEY FUCKING KILLED TONY IN THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE AND WRECKED PETERS LIFE IN THE NEXT. NOW TONYS DEAD AND NO ONE REMEMBERS PETER AND WE ARE NEVER GETTING THAT CONTENT BACK.

How high was the book stack to almost fall on the Gumbo Pot, them things are huge, I know bc I make Gumbo Often. Also I'm the same with the Book stacks literally everywhere

Some silly and very random headcanons because why not:

- Sam has a sweet tooth and is especially fond of Arab pastries (because who isn't?)

- Bucky is a terrible cook at first but quickly learns basics and teaches himself through yt videos and a small binder Sarah made for him where she put a bunch of her mother's recipes (including Sam's favorites)

- Sam hates spring because his allergies are in full swing during that time and he hates how itchy his eyes get. Bucky hates winter for... obvious reasons

- Bucky emanates about as much heat as a tiny heater which means Sam goes full octopus on him during winter nights

- This one is heavily reliant on the fact that Sam is multilingual in canon: Sam has an ease for learning languages, always had, and already spoke 4 pretty much fluently by the time he was enrolling in the army (English, Cajun French, Spanish and regular French). He taught himself another 3 during his time in the army (Arabic, Italian, Japanese)

- Sam's favorite color is orange and close second is green, don't fight me on this

- Bucky is a bookworm and has the annoying habit of piling his books into very unstable towers in the most random places, like the top of the fridge. Sam named the kitchen a no-book zone after nearly having one of Bucky's book-towers fall into his pot of gumbo while he was cooking

- One time when he was in middle school, Sam rescued a little robin and brought it home to nurse it back to health (gave his parents puppy eyes until they agreed). He grew very attached to it and named it Redwing. That's where the name comes from

That's it. For now 👀✨️

bob

LEWIS PULLMAN as "BOB" Thunderbolts* (2025)