He Tian: Hey

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

You tried

"Você é um vencedor"

i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

“The results of the testing indicate that both scented and unscented Always pads emit toxic chemicals, including chemicals identified by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services National Toxicology Program, the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, and the State of California Environmental Protection Agency as carcinogens, and reproductive and developmental toxins. None of these chemicals are disclosed on the product by the manufacturer.” (x)

i really hate to ask but as we get closer to july and i haven't had a single job interview in months, i'm very afraid i won't be able to get out of here. i need to move towns to go to school and work the job i have starting in august. i'm so close to living on my own and being able to heal from the bs.

gofundme.com

Donate to Bridge Mike's Gap to a Stable Future, organized by Mike Long

The amount is for first month's rent and the cost of a U-Haul. I don't have a car. … Mike Long needs your support for Bridge Mike's Gap

don't tag as anything, i've had this blog for almost 5 years and i don't want tumblr to think i'm spam or something

Wade: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Matt: You were flirting with Peter last night.

Wade: So? He's my boyfriend.

Matt: You asked him if he was single.

Matt: And cried when he said he wasn't.

Absolnfely

Image ID: a gif of an octopus squeezing through a fence. /end ID

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Estou curiosa para saber o que aconteceu depoooois.

go off hubert!!