I Believe It Is Easier To Keep A Quadruped Robot Standing Than A Biped Robot

Estou curiosa para saber o que aconteceu depoooois.

go off hubert!!

Because villains are bad, but they're not always wrong.

I use google translate. Sorry if is wrong.

kisses for deku bc he deserves it

one of them was an attempt

Izaya: * sedutoramente * O que você quer experimentar no quarto?

Shizuo: Conseguir 8 horas completas de sono.

Izaya: *seductively* What do you wanna try in the bedroom?

Shizuo: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

I laughed reading this but its something that could totally happen to me.

Vamos deixar os homens salvarem o mundo? Acho que não.

Thor: Explique para mim. O que é um prazer culpado?

Bruce: Algo que você não deveria gostar, mas gosta mesmo assim.

Thor: *acenando sabiamente* Ah, sim. Loki.

Thor: Explain to me. What is a guilty pleasure?

Bruce: Something that you shouldn't like, but like anyway.

Thor: *nodding sagely* Ah, yes. Loki.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.