Sirens Are Just Fish Bards With Max Persuasion.

FORGET zodiac signs, what’s your favourite version of Batman and joker?

Sneak peek for something I’m working on

Random Draculaura au sketch page

Abyssal Mermaid by Théo Legouis / TeoLehog

Maya: Where’s Freya?

Kai: Doing stuff.

Maya: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Orus?

Kai: Trying to stop Freya from doing the stuff.

Maya: And Archie?

Kai: Trying to stop Orus from stopping Freya from doing the stuff.

Maya: I see. And what are you doing here, Kai?

Kai: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Archie from stopping Orus from stopping Freya from doing the stuff.

*dies*

You stole my shovel

I literally don't have your shovel

-Norman

How pleasant.

*eye twitching*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

Pov: you punched him in the face

I have this photo, pretty sure this guy is called Micheal? And my mum was watching the lost boys. I looked at him and thought ‘ha Micheal Afton’ but I might have fallen in love with the film… and made it gay. I don’t know how but there is a lot of homosexual undertones.

Everything has gone to shit, everyone fix there fucking problems or I’m gonna lose it.