😂😂😂

hamilton: my musical starts with a badass opening number talking about my life as an American hero! 

phantom of the opera: my musical starts with auctioning off my precious items which then leads into a badass musical overture! 

dear evan hansen: my musical starts with a kid obsessing over a girl he likes, which then slides into a song about the struggles of parenting! 

be more chill: my musical starts with a creepy theme, and then we open on a relatable anthem of people saying “na na na” over and over again, but it’s still a really catchy song! 

book of mormon: my musical starts with people explaining the weird religion they follow, backed by really bouncy, jazzy music! 

falsettos: bitch 

THESE ARE MY KIND OF PEOPLE!!!

Mario Bros and Malachite do ¿Mariachite Bros????

thats it

this is my last post im deleting my account

Lol

it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

GUESS WHO SAW KALI AND DRAKE I DALLAS

My life story 😆

No one cared because he was a loner anyway

Pink Diamond’s Jasper

Has anyone ever wondered why Jasper seems to be the only one of Pink Diamond’s followers, shown so far, who is fierce, brutal, and violent:

While Pink Diamond”s other followers are generally laid back, fun-loving, and caring:

Ouch

I live in Texas and honestly fuck the sun.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK